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    Posted on Oct 14, 2015

    The One Thing You Never Noticed About Aladdin

    He's Disney's most beloved fuckboy. With a smooth hairless chest... But no nips!

    Aladdin is pretty much Disney's most beloved fuckboy.

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    Look at how delicately he handles that phallic loaf of bread.

    He's toned, relatively hairless, and loves showing off his chiseled upper body.

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    It's no wonder so many gals and gays alike have had sexual fantasies about... Er... I mean crushes on Aladdin.

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    Disney

    But there's one thing about Aladdin that I've never been able to wrap my head around...

    He doesn't have any fucking nipples!

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    You might be thinking "oh, well Aladdin's vest covers his nipples." But you'd be incorrect.

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    We see Aladdin essentially shirtless numerous times during the film. But not once do we ever see nipple.

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    Believe me, I spent hours going frame by frame hunting for nipple. Nada.

    And we all know... It only counts if you saw nipple.

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    So now you might be thinking to yourself, "well maybe Disney just doesn't draw nipples, you pervert!"

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    But you would be...

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    Wrong again!

    Tarzan had nipples.

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    Disney

    Glorious nipples!

    King Triton had nipples.

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    Milo had nipples.

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    Disney

    Nani's boyfriend David had nipples.

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    Not only are there visible nipples in Brave...

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    But this totally happens:

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    So much love for the pecs!

    Chi-Fu had nipples.

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    Like everyone in Mulan showed nipple.

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    Hello heroic soldier nips!

    Hercules and Zeus both had nipples.

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    Disney

    Sure, they're just squiggly lines. But they definitely count!

    Hell, even Genie flashed nipple a few times!

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    Disney

    But not Aladdin.

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    Not once during the 91 minute movie do we see any sign of what could be considered a nipple on Aladdin's chest.

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    And consider this: If Aladdin has a smoothed over, almost Ken doll like chest, what are the odds his nether region is any different?

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    Which would put a serious hurt on his fuckboy like reputation.

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