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The One Thing You Never Noticed About Aladdin

He's Disney's most beloved fuckboy. With a smooth hairless chest... But no nips!

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Aladdin is pretty much Disney's most beloved fuckboy.

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Disney

Look at how delicately he handles that phallic loaf of bread.

He's toned, relatively hairless, and loves showing off his chiseled upper body.

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It's no wonder so many gals and gays alike have had sexual fantasies about... Er... I mean crushes on Aladdin.

But there's one thing about Aladdin that I've never been able to wrap my head around...

He doesn't have any fucking nipples!

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You might be thinking "oh, well Aladdin's vest covers his nipples." But you'd be incorrect.

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We see Aladdin essentially shirtless numerous times during the film. But not once do we ever see nipple.

Believe me, I spent hours going frame by frame hunting for nipple. Nada.
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Believe me, I spent hours going frame by frame hunting for nipple. Nada.

And we all know... It only counts if you saw nipple.

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So now you might be thinking to yourself, "well maybe Disney just doesn't draw nipples, you pervert!"

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But you would be...

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Wrong again!

Tarzan had nipples.

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Disney

Glorious nipples!

King Triton had nipples.

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Milo had nipples.

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Disney

Nani's boyfriend David had nipples.

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Not only are there visible nipples in Brave...

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But this totally happens:

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So much love for the pecs!

Chi-Fu had nipples.

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Like everyone in Mulan showed nipple.

Hello heroic soldier nips!
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Hello heroic soldier nips!

Hercules and Zeus both had nipples.

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Disney

Sure, they're just squiggly lines. But they definitely count!

Hell, even Genie flashed nipple a few times!

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Disney

But not Aladdin.

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Not once during the 91 minute movie do we see any sign of what could be considered a nipple on Aladdin's chest.

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And consider this: If Aladdin has a smoothed over, almost Ken doll like chest, what are the odds his nether region is any different?

Which would put a serious hurt on his fuckboy like reputation.
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Which would put a serious hurt on his fuckboy like reputation.

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