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Jesus Is My Coach

It's almost Jesus's birthday! You know what that means? Everybody's favorite statues of Jesus playing sports with your children. Sweet, sweet children... [Via Catholic Website #1 and Catholic Website #2]

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  • Keep your hands where we can see 'em, Jesus.

  • Jesus is so cool that he can make your kid rollerblade on grass.

  • I hope Jesus remembered his athletic cup.

  • Oh Jesus! That boy looks like an Easter egg. Score.

  • Shouldn't Jesus be mediating?

  • I don't see any shin guards, Jesus.

  • Little boy wins. Little girl loses. Jesus scores!