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I once read that you could turn the toaster sideways to make a grilled cheese. Long story short, the toaster set on fire and I didn't know how to put it out so I threw it in the snow outside...

I asked my doctor about ten times for a bucket of fried chicken & cried when they told me they don't serve fried chicken at outpatient centers.

you can always depend on them to be the big spoon!!

When Ellie finds out she can't have a baby in Up

Naperville, IL

At some point early in the high school state speech tournament, I told myself that our team was having dinner at Steak 'n Shake after the awards ceremony. Where I got this idea, I have no clue. Anyways fast forward to the end of the tournament-I was exhausted and overwhelmed and looking… Read More

Illinois: Corn field, Cubs logo, Skyscraper, bears logo, tractor, Portillos logo, Illini "I", I-55 sign, traffic jam, car stuck in snow, deep dish pizza, the bean, Abe Lincoln

Rather than going out to fancy dinner, one of the girls in our group ordered two large pans of pasta, a few loaves of bread, and a family salad from a local Italian restaurant. In addition, a few moms volunteered to bake desserts and bring soda. Each of us only had to pay $7 for our… Read More

I bought my dress at a retail store similar to TJ Maxx in the off season. I was the only one wearing it and it only cost $10 without having to sacrifice quality! I got compliments all night about how unique it was!

4 dozen cookie dough donuts from Dunkin