We asked the BuzzFeed Community to share the most bizarre moments from Riverdale's five seasons, and they did not disappoint!
Note: Submissions have been edited for length and clarity.
1. When Veronica decided Kevin would be her new gay best friend before they'd even formally met.
2. When a barrel containing an alien preserved in maple syrup was delivered to Jughead at work.
3. When Kevin — a high school student — started making tickle fetish videos for cash.
4. When Alice Cooper told her daughter that when she was a child, doctors discovered that she had the "serial killer genes."
5. When this group of 16-year-olds went on a sex-fueled weekend getaway.
6. When Veronica opened a speakeasy — La Bonne Nuit — in the basement of town diner Pop's Chock'lit Shoppe.
7. And when she delayed a college interview in order to perform for the crowd.
8. When the high school's cheerleaders performed "Jailhouse Rock" for the inmates at the juvenile detention center.
9. And Archie's absolutely bizarre "epic highs and lows of high school football" speech.
10. When a cult called "The Farm" turned out to be a front for an organ harvesting ring.
11. When the cult leader planned to "ascend" via a cartoonish stunt.
12. When Cheryl dressed up the preserved corpse of her murdered twin and talked to him like he was still alive.
13. When each member of Betty's family was hypnotized to believe that they were Betty and therefore had to murder the other Betty (otherwise known as Dark Betty) in order to become the only Betty. And the trigger word was "tangerine," because why not?
14. When Charles (Betty and Jughead's half-brother) and Chic (who pretended to be their half-brother, but actually wasn't) decided to tie the knot.
15. And finally, when Alice and Polly dropped two babies (!!!) into a fire (!!!) and then the babies floated away (???)
