"Riverdale" Is The Wildest Show On TV Right Now, And These 15 Moments Prove It

    If you've ever wondered what maple syrup and decay smells like, just ask Jughead Jones.

    We asked the BuzzFeed Community to share the most bizarre moments from Riverdale's five seasons, and they did not disappoint!

    Note: Submissions have been edited for length and clarity.

    1. When Veronica decided Kevin would be her new gay best friend before they'd even formally met.

    Veronica cuts off Betty's introduction to objectify Kevin for being gay

    2. When a barrel containing an alien preserved in maple syrup was delivered to Jughead at work.

    Jughead and a coworker inspect the maple preserved corpse of an alien

    3. When Kevin — a high school student — started making tickle fetish videos for cash.

    Kevin prepares to film a tickle fetish video for the first time

    4. When Alice Cooper told her daughter that when she was a child, doctors discovered that she had the "serial killer genes."

    Betty learns she has the "serial killer" genes.

    5. When this group of 16-year-olds went on a sex-fueled weekend getaway.

    The core four of Riverdale go on a sex-fueled cabin vacation

    6. When Veronica opened a speakeasy — La Bonne Nuit — in the basement of town diner Pop's Chock'lit Shoppe.

    The Riverdale cast hangs out in Veronica's speakeasy on opening night

    7. And when she delayed a college interview in order to perform for the crowd.

    Veronica delays a college interview to perform for the crowd at her speakeasy

    8. When the high school's cheerleaders performed "Jailhouse Rock" for the inmates at the juvenile detention center.

    The cheerleaders perform "Jailhouse Rock" in front of the juvie's fenced-in yard.

    9. And Archie's absolutely bizarre "epic highs and lows of high school football" speech.

    Archie describes "the epic highs and lows of high school football" to a fellow inmate in juvie.

    10. When a cult called "The Farm" turned out to be a front for an organ harvesting ring.

    Betty reveals that The Farm cult is harvesting human organs

    11. When the cult leader planned to "ascend" via a cartoonish stunt.

    Alice shoots the cult leader right before he gets in his rocket ship

    12. When Cheryl dressed up the preserved corpse of her murdered twin and talked to him like he was still alive.

    Cheryl says good morning to the preserved corpse of her dead twin brother

    13. When each member of Betty's family was hypnotized to believe that they were Betty and therefore had to murder the other Betty (otherwise known as Dark Betty) in order to become the only Betty. And the trigger word was "tangerine," because why not?

    Betty's Mom menaces her with a knife under the influence of hypnosis.

    14. When Charles (Betty and Jughead's half-brother) and Chic (who pretended to be their half-brother, but actually wasn't) decided to tie the knot.

    Charles and Chic get married

    15. And finally, when Alice and Polly dropped two babies (!!!) into a fire (!!!) and then the babies floated away (???)

    Alice and Polly drop babies into the fire, but they float away, unharmed.

    Which bizarre moments did we miss? Drop them in the comments below!