We can all agree that after five seasons, Riverdale is one of the most consistently bizarre shows on television — but what are its strangest moments of all?
The endlessly memeable "epic highs and lows of high school football" line is definitely on my list.
So is that time Betty did the "Serpent Dance" (otherwise known as a striptease, otherwise known as BETTY YOU ARE A TEENAGER AND YOUR MOTHER IS IN THE AUDIENCE)!
And who could forget when Archie fought a literal grizzly bear?
We want to hear about the Riverdale moments that made you say, "Wait, WHAT?" In the comments, tell us the moment, the episode it came from, and why you think it's batshit. The best submissions will be featured in an upcoming BuzzFeed Community post!