1. Eye masks to introduce some extra luxury into your beauty routine and help those bags and dark circles see themselves out. 👉🚪
2. Earplanes ear plugs meant to protect your ears from that piercing pain that often comes when you fly. You'll prob want these for your next sky excursion if you're like me and chewing gum NEVER friggin' works.
3. Toilet bowl bombs will keep your porcelain throne sparkling clean and give you a burst of joy every time you lift up that lid! (Ok, maybe I'm dragging it about the burst of joy but per the reviews, they'll clean your toilet really friggin' well.)
4. Glossier's Ultralip lipstick that'll actually feel comfy to wear like balm while giving your lips a pretty tint. Lip gods? Ya there? THANK 👏🏿 YOU 👏🏿 KINDLY 👏🏿!
5. Dr. Jart's Clearing Solution mask so you can minimize acne breakouts and give yourself some at-home spa time.
6. Velvet hangers to help you finally get your closet in order and save some space.
7. Lightweight joggers – with pockets, baby! — that'll be a cool, comfy pick for snuggling, kicking your feet up while you catch some TV, or running errands.
8. This wireless bra will have ya waving ~ta-ta~ to all the others you wore before it thanks to a 100% nylon design, full coverage (✌️ spillage!), and comfy inner strap linings.
9. A gel-enhanced seat cushion to give your tush the TLC it deserves. It's a big help for people who spend a lot of time sitting down because it's specifically designed to support your tailbone to minimize the sharp pain that often comes with all those hours on your bum.
10. Mesh laundry bags so your delicates will receive the TLC they deserve when they're in the wash.
11. A waffle knit blanket set made with a linen-cotton blend meant to keep you cozy while remaining breathable so you don't overheat.
12. Garbage disposal packets that'll finally rid you of that ever-present yet somehow ever-elusive smell emanating from your sink.
13. A silicone body brush your pores will prob thank you for out loud once they feel it. Moreover? It'll be cleaner than nasty loofahs. (President of the Loofah-Hating Club Reporting For Duty, boo. 😁)
14. An aromatherapy migraine stick so people who prefer not to take pain pills can take headaches ~head-on~ with just a couple of swipes.
15. Teeth-whitening pens that'll get you back to having sparkly whites within literally ONE minute of use.
16. A color-coordinated set of books (yup, 100% REAL books) for anyone looking for a quick, easy home decor upgrade. These'll instantly make your shelves look like the work of an interior designer.
17. Cuticle oil to give your nails and the skin around them a little extra TLC so you keep a sleek manicure at all times.
18. A mildew-resistant antimicrobial shower curtain liner you'll appreciate one million times over when you don't have to change it for the millionth time due to smelliness and nasty mold spots.
19. A pretty, compact trash bin that'll fit in even the quaintest spaces in your home and give your space a pop of color.
20. Lush velvet pillow covers to bring color and texture to any bland set of pillows you already have. Just stick 'em in here and *boom*, the place will instantly look extra sophisticated and of course, more snugglable.
21. Open-toe velvet slippers you'll have no problem wearing around the house this summer since they'll give your little wigglies some extra wiggle room and air.
22. Essence Lash Effect Mascara so you'll get bold and beautiful lashes whenever you want — no falsies or professional appointments involved.
23. Miracle-Gro indoor plant food spikes that'll turn you into the green thumb-holding plant whisperer. Just pop these sticks into the soil of your hungry plants and watch them flourish!
24. John Frieda hair lightening spray so you can gradually brighten and maintain blonde hair color. Just a few spritzes and it'll lighten hair up to two shades due to ingredients like citrus and chamomile. Finally, laziness and high-maintenance blonde can go together with zero probs.
25. A dishwasher cleaner and disinfectant that'll snatch up all the rust, grease, and other nasty gunk that likes to camp out in there. This way, your machine will actually clean your dishes properly the first time and you won't have to replace the whole thing.
26. Acne patches to vacuum the gunk out of your whiteheads and give you a visible reduction in just a few hours.
27. A jewelry cleaning pen sure to give your diamonds their shiny groove back when they go dull.
28. Room-darkening velvet curtains to bring a lil' extra expensive-looking glam to any room in your house — without you having to spend oodles of dollars to achieve it.
29. A snake plant just perfect for beginner plant owners or people who just lead busy lives. Commitment issues? Just generally forgetful? It's cool. Your snake plant will accept you as you are! They'll grow in any light condition AND you only have to water it every two to three weeks or so.
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