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Getting a dog is probably the best decision I’ve ever made. As a single, work-at-home freelancer, I can’t imagine what a dreary nightmare realm my apartment would be minus Monkey, the best rat terrier in the world, according to available rankings.
Monkey has an awesome Darth Vader toy, which has thus far been as impervious to damage as Vader’s armor — but his longest-running Star Wars toy is this plush Yoda.
Then there’s the best dog toy of all: This chicken toy — which my dog has had for at least two years — is a poultry-tastic joy.
Annnnnd if you’ve got a pup with whom a stuffed dog toy is, under *no* circumstances, ever going to survive past the five-minute mark, there’s always the classic Kong toy — albeit not quite as cute as the options above.