Please Make Sure You're Seated When Reading This Newspaper Letter

    Oh Jan.

    There's a long history of great letters to the editor in the publishing world. Well it's over now. It's dead. Jan killed it when she wrote this to Melbourne's Herald Sun.

    Quite possibly the stupidest thing ever sent in to a newspaper.

    um WHAT!

    Obviously putting aside the homophobia, Jan it really is "the birds and the birds or the bees and the bees"!

    But…. it….IS the birds and the birds Jan?

    THAT'S HOW IT WORKS JAN!

    Just saying.