Buzz·Posted on 2 Sept 2014The Hand Of God Touched The Voice Of God And It Was The Most Biblical Thing That Ever HappenedIn the name of the Diego, the Armando, and the Maradona. Amen.by Mark Di StefanoBuzzFeed News Reporter, AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail The Hand of God, Diego Maradona emerged from an Italian car and parted the reporters like Moses told the Red Sea, "PART!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF The Argentinean was here to speak to God's spokesman on Earth, Pope Francis: "Oh where art thou Pope?!" And his Popeness revealed himself in all his glory, holding aloft a sacred ornament for the God's Hand. OHMYGOD they were going to *touch*? Where was it written that they would touch?! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF The Hand and the Voice.... *gasp* Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF It had been painted. LO INDEED! it was painted on the ceiling nearby. The Hand and the Voice were one and the world was good and this was the pinnacle of Christianity. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF The painting never touched. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah, God. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF They separated to reveal God's uniform: Argentina's national soccer team jersey. For both of God's instruments were men of Argentina. And the most biblical moment in the history of the world was sealed with tight hugs. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF