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Yes, Really, The Senate Set Aside An Hour To Debate “The Disputed Theory Of Global Warming"

*checks watch*

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Every sitting day, Australia's senators put forward requests to set aside some time to debate a "matter of public importance".

Here's @SenatorMRoberts MPI for the Senate to debate the "disputed theory" of climate change.

If there is more than one matter on offer, the Senate holds a lottery and the subject picked out of a hat gets some of parliament's precious time for debate.

On Monday, One Nation senator Malcolm Roberts successfully got one hour to debate the government's policy on "the disputed theory of global warming" in the age of Donald Trump.

Roberts started with 10 minutes of his best material, including claims there is no ~empirical evidence~ of global warming and his belief that a group of elites (that includes bankers, US billionaire George Soros, and Australian lobby group GetUp) have been getting rich off it.

Nationals senator John Williams followed, focusing on how Labor's carbon tax had seen concrete producers go out of business and questioned why scientists focus on carbon dioxide, which is "actually odourless, colorless".

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He also said emissions trading schemes, which are the preferred method for industrialised countries to cut back on carbon emissions, were about "wealthy people selling clean air to wealthy people and poor people paying for it".


Independent senator Jacqui Lambie started her speech with the startling proposition that "the Greens are natural climate change deniers ... because science shows us that we can’t stop natural climate change, we can only make preparations to survive".

One Nation senator Brian Burston delivered a short statement on "hysterical global warming doomsdaying" and said now Donald Trump has been elected, "there’ll be no global suicide in the name of climate change".

Presumably you think NASA’s trying to read your thoughts through the fillings in your teeth? And the chemtrails are impacting on your neural pathways? Or maybe the lizard people are stealing your thoughts through the special implants in your brain they put in while you were sleeping?

Regardless or not of whether Senator Roberts needs the tin foil hat … I look forward to his next motion questioning whether the moon landing actually took place.

Mark Di Stefano is a media and politics reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.

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Alice Workman is a political reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in Canberra.

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