Buzz·Posted on 27 Oct 201533 Tweets About Australian Politics That'll Make You Laugh Every TimeAustralia's politicians make it too easy.by Mark Di StefanoBuzzFeed News Reporter, AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. j.r. hennessy @jrhennessy Is there a gym in Canberra named The House of Reps and if not why not 12:01 AM - 15 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. lucy valentine @LucyXIV when ur special little man use the big boy potty by himself 12:50 AM - 21 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. danghoul soulan @dannolan .@TonyAbbottMHR I didn’t realise when you said Australia was open for business you meant it was open for monkey business. 07:13 AM - 21 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Ben Jenkins @bencjenkins Tone: Okay. Here's an idea, what if - Peta: Is this about knighting Phar Lap? Tone: ...it was a good horse Peta: No one's disputing that. 12:00 AM - 29 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Alex Lee @alex_c_lee It’s like Nick Xenophon watched someone in a movie fold his arms and is trying it out for the first time. 05:00 AM - 01 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Ronny Chieng @ronnychieng Happy Australia Day! My survival plan for Australia Day this year is to make a t-shirt that says "Relax Australia, I'm just passing through" 12:24 AM - 26 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Benjamin Law @mrbenjaminlaw A buddy sent me this GIF of an excited @JoeHockey holding a slowly deflating balloon and I now feel very interesting. 12:46 AM - 31 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Dee, but spooky @figgled Kevin Rudd has a cute smug face like my cat after it's done a poo 09:22 AM - 26 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. thomas violence @thomas_violence different personal politics irl: it's cool that we're still great friends online: im going to set fire to your face and eat your skull 02:01 AM - 13 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. fungbunger @parsfarce [me loudly reading the guardian on the train] ha! that's bloody liberal for you *hushed whisper* siri liberal and labor what difference 09:29 AM - 20 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Dave Callan @davecallantwit Australia does not have elections. It has the occasional game of 'pick an idiot or get a fine' 10:37 AM - 09 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Jennifer Wong @wojennifer Do you have to pay your HECS debt if you're not clinically dead, but you're dead inside? Asking for a loan. 06:46 AM - 29 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Reid Parker @ReidParker_ Congratulations, Australia. #auspol 11:50 PM - 25 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Alasdair TB @alasdairtb Maybe when people say "Fuck off we're full" they mean "we just had a big meal so don't offer us anymore delicious foreign delicacies please" 12:30 AM - 26 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Adam Liaw @adamliaw Surely we could just hold Johnny Depp's dogs in some kind of offshore facility until their claims can be processed and accurately assessed? 03:41 AM - 14 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Hannah Gadsby @Hannahgadsby At this rate... Australia may have to re-open as a jail. 10:40 AM - 10 Aug 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Ben Jenkins @bencjenkins Imagen being a female backbencher being told that the cabinet is based on merit while you watch Dutton try get his head out of a honey jar. 08:16 AM - 13 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Tom Ballard @TomCBallard Before politics, Scott Morrison was Managing Director of Tourism Australia. WHICH IS IT SCOTT DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO COME HERE OR NOT? 12:31 AM - 08 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Wil Anderson @Wil_Anderson Man Married To Queen Becomes Knight Of Country Where A Man Can't Marry A Queen... 09:36 PM - 25 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. lucy valentine @LucyXIV when u nut but the coal companies still suckin 08:09 AM - 15 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. michael hing @hingers If I was Tony Abbott, I would be wiping my dick and balls on every single thing in the PM's office right now. 07:34 AM - 14 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. lore-ren incarnate @laureningram I'm messaging George Brandis the entire first chapter of 1984 @SenatorLudlam 12:52 AM - 02 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Rupert H @rpy 07:54 AM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. colleyween @JamColley it'll be a crime if by the end of his prime ministership we aren't referring to hundred dollar bills as 'malcolms' 03:11 AM - 16 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. dan debuf @dandebuf "NETFLIX N SPILL" #libspill #aupol #itson 06:24 AM - 14 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Kirribili House Papi @jocelynseip 72 weeks back on Malcolm Turnbull's Instagram and I'm calling it a night 12:12 PM - 30 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. dying alone @lilacwhine_ look, it's just that i feel like an authority on the sort of dude turnbull would be in a wine bar like he'd order shiraz for you w/o asking 01:26 PM - 24 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Alice Workman @workmanalice Give peas a chance! 12:27 AM - 03 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Stephen Murray @smurray38 ABC 24 should really rethink those double chyrons 08:30 AM - 07 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch “Fuck, don’t play the gander card!” - me playing my card game about geese with Julia Gillard 12:17 PM - 11 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. lucy skelentine @LucyXIV the only Australian values I want refugees to know are: -you call your mates 'cunt' -you call cunts 'mate' welcome to the promised land 02:56 AM - 10 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. eleanor robertson @marrowing BOB KATTERPILLAR: gimme me guns you greenie mongrels GREENIE: your a bloody grub mate BOB KATTERPILLAR: c'mere you 05:51 AM - 13 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. sexy litter tray @OreoSpeedwagon_ When you realise it was more than a fart but you don't have the time to check right now so you stay fierce #auspol 04:22 AM - 14 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite