1.
Birthdays are NOT only one day, thank you very much.
2.
People rarely look as closely as you think they do.
3.
If you feel like you're forgetting something, you probably are.
4.
If people seem like they have ulterior motives, they probably do.
5.
You can't outrun your existential crisis forever.
6.
Mondays are specifically designed to be the worst.
7.
Exercise is all in how you define it.
8.
You can survive without love, but you definitely cannot survive without food.
9.
If you forget how much life can suck people will be there to remind you.
10.
There are few things that can't be solved by a little retail therapy.
11.
You cannot deny what is in your nature to do.
12.
Underwear can last exactly as long as you want it to.
13.
Every time a sneeze gets away from you, a piece of you dies.
