1.
The ability to survive on even the most un-nutritious of substances.
2.
The magnificent strength of the shitty mood.
3.
The unmatched ability to experience fear despite rational thinking.
4.
The power of superhuman forgetfulness.
5.
The power of resilient grumpiness.
6.
The ability to flake on obligations at high speeds.
7.
The impeccable power of deception.
8.
The power to spend extended periods of time entirely immobile.
9.
The ability some of us have to survive a bloody, traumatizing ordeal unscathed every month.
10.
The power to be one with felines.
11.
And the power to be one with canines.
12.
The power of excessive accumulation.
13.
The power to increase cooking time, yet decrease the amount of servings.
14.
The ability to thrive in dire climates.
15.
The power to spend surplus money at lightning speeds.
16.
And the explosive power of "no".
