1. The ability to survive on even the most un-nutritious of substances. Andrew Peña for BuzzFeed 2. The magnificent strength of the shitty mood. Maritsa Patrinos / BuzzFeed 3. The unmatched ability to experience fear despite rational thinking. Hannah Hillam for BuzzFeed 4. The power of superhuman forgetfulness. Will Varner / BuzzFeed 5. The power of resilient grumpiness. Maritsa Patrinos / BuzzFeed 6. The ability to flake on obligations at high speeds. Adam Ellis / BuzzFeed 7. The impeccable power of deception. Nathan Pyle / BuzzFeed 8. The power to spend extended periods of time entirely immobile. Hannah Hillam for BuzzFeed 9. The ability some of us have to survive a bloody, traumatizing ordeal unscathed every month. Loryn Brantz / BuzzFeed 10. The power to be one with felines. Mike Hinson / BuzzFeed 11. And the power to be one with canines. Nathan Pyle / BuzzFeed 12. The power of excessive accumulation. Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed 13. The power to increase cooking time, yet decrease the amount of servings. Maritsa Patrinos / BuzzFeed 14. The ability to thrive in dire climates. Loryn Brantz / BuzzFeed 15. The power to spend surplus money at lightning speeds. Karina Farek for BuzzFeed 16. And the explosive power of "no". Andrew Peña for BuzzFeed For more comics, follow BuzzFeed Comics on Facebook and Instagram!