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22 Guaranteed Ways To Piss Off A Human

What do you MEAN I'm too late for brunch?

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1. Throw them into the unforgiving winter.

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2. Keep them from moisturizing.

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3. Curse them to only use glitter nail polish.

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4. Open up their Facebook on a rough day.

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5. Tell them they can get good Tex-Mex outside of Texas.

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6. Tell them you're over it.

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7. Ask them the dreaded doctor question.

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8. Remind them of the "good old days."

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9. Try to tell them that Poe and Finn don't belong together.

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10. Tell your best friend you've got a new boyfriend.

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11. Bring them to the city the day after a snow day.

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12. Ask them to choose between food and Netflix.

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13. Tell them they've arrived too late for brunch.

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14. Take away their animals.

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15. Or give them an indecisive animal.

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16. Take the joy out of their payday.

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17. Take away their hot water.

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18. Expect productivity from them the day after their vacation.

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19. Tell them they're being too sensitive.

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20. Give them a little too much to do.

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21. Follow up with them a few months after their fabulous new haircut.

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22. Give them software updates.

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