1.
You've never been one of those people who continually maintains a level of cleanliness.
2.
You spend most of your time trying to hide your unsightly apartment from your friends.
3.
Cleaning comes more from necessity than from habit.
4.
You need a ton of notice if you're going to submit the world to the horror of your place.
5.
When you see other people's places you kinda wish you could be as tidy as them.
6.
But then you realize how much work that actually is and you bail pretty quick.
7.
You're not the kind of person who can get rid of things very easily.
8.
Or maybe you're a little to sentimental to set yourself to the task.
9.
So instead of actually cleaning, you just shove everything under the bed...
11.
Mostly the task just seems so overwhelming that you wouldn't have time for anything else in your life.
12.
So you just kind of put it out of your mind...
13.
... And continue to live the lie.
