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Do You Own A Cat Or Does Your Cat Own You?

Have you accepted your place in the universe as a lowly, can-opening human?

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  1. You need to brush your teeth and you see this. What do you do?

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    Aw. Shoo her away and brush your teeth.
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    Don't bother her. Coo, take a photo and never brush your teeth again.
  2. You get out of bed and find one of these. What do you do?

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    Sigh and chuck it into the garbage. At least you didn't step on it this time.
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    Shower your cat with praise. You victorious little hunter, you!
  3. How often do you wash your cat?

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    Not too regularly, just when he's extra stinky.
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    What?! Never! My cat hates water and I could never bear to torture him!
  4. Your cat is on your lap. You've had to pee for the past ten minutes, it's becoming unbearable. What do you do?

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    Slowly start to edge the cat off your lap until he gets the picture. You go pee but you feel guilty.
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    You don't move. Eventually you pee yourself or your kidneys stop functioning. Worth it.
  5. Your cat has eaten your shoelaces again. What do you do?

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    Curse your cat and buy some new shoelaces.
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    Forgive your cat and wait patiently by his butt all day so that you may help him pass the shoelaces.
  6. How do you feel about this picture?

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    AWWW THAT IS SO CUTE!
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    AHHH GET THAT HELL DEMON AWAY FROM MY BABY! CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S SUFFOCATING HER??
  7. And finally, what do you see?

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    A cat
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    The face of my one true God
 
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