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Oct 25, 2019

Robert Pattinson Is Very Entertained By Everyone's Reaction To His Masturbation Scene In "The Lighthouse"

He just wants the audience to be pleased.

Even if you haven't seen The Lighthouse, the psychological thriller starring Robert Pattinson and Willem Dafoe, there is one scene that's, um, hard to avoid encountering.

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Spoiler alert: It's the one where Robert masturbates in a shed.

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No, sorry, this isn't a still from it.

Since shooting that scene more than a handful of times — and on the first day of filming; talk about an icebreaker with your new coworkers! — he's been forced to relive it on his current promotional run behind the Robert Eggers film.

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When he was asked about the "ferocious masturbation scene," as he refers to it, he provided a treasure trove of pull quotes to the New York Times:

It’s always nice to do something massive for your opening shot, and I went really massive on the first take. It was a 180 from everything we’d done in rehearsal, and I could see Robert [Eggers] a little in shock afterward. But I was like, “O.K., cool, I didn’t get told to stop, so I’ll keep going in that direction.” As soon as I’d done that, it was like the road started getting paved.

He also talked about fully committing to the scene:

I want to do it different every time, and if you rehearse it 30 times, you have to think of 30 different ways to do it — even if the first way is probably the best way. I just hate it when I do a second take exactly the same as the first take. They might as well fire me.

Then, in an interview with Variety, he talked about a specific pattern emerging in his work:

“I keep masturbating” [...] “In the last three or four movies, I’ve got a masturbation scene. I did it in ‘High Life.’ I did it in ‘Damsel.’ And ‘The Devil All the Time.’ I only realized when I did it the fourth time.”

Well, Robert still isn't done talking about it — and honestly, he's been sitting back, highly amused by everyone else's conversations on the topic.

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After those interviews circulated, a friend sent Robert screenshots of the headlines, along with the question, “So ... um ... how exactly are you promoting this movie?” — as he recently shared with the Los Angeles Times.

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And he loved it. “I do find it quite entertaining,” he said. “It definitely gets people talking about the film.”

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He just has one concern — and it is so, so earnest: “I don’t know if it gets people to actually see the film. The other day, I was saying to [film distributor] A24, ‘I’m not sure how successful I am at doing this promotional stuff.’”

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Robert, with comments like these, you are truly killing it.

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