1.
You're making no money, so you take every free thing from the office.
2.
Especially, tampons. You've taken hundreds of tampons.
3.
You're either way over-worked...
...or you just sit at your desk all day and do literally nothing.
4.
Everyone in your office thinks you're 12...
5.
You have no idea where to sit at lunch.
6.
After eating lunch with someone one time...
7.
Every time you talk to your boss the subtext is always...
8.
You've had to make someone coffee.
9.
People who should remember your name, don't.
10.
Nothing makes sense to you.
11.
Sometimes you hate your boss.
12.
You have to do the dumb shit in the office that no one else wants to do.
