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14 Times The Container Store Went Too Far

Some things just aren't meant to be contained.

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1. The Banana Hook

A part of me really wants this, but another part of me says, "Use a bowl! Just use a bowl!"
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A part of me really wants this, but another part of me says, "Use a bowl! Just use a bowl!"

2. The Guac-Lock

An airtight container made just for your guac and nothing else.
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An airtight container made just for your guac and nothing else.

3. The Handbag Raincoat

Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Raincoat.
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Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Raincoat.

4. The Secret Neck Pouch

So secret! So pouch!
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So secret! So pouch!

5. The Monkey Mat

“Exceptionally lightweight, this mat creates the perfect clean, dry surface to sit on whether at the beach, at the park or waiting at the airport.”So...it's a towel.
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“Exceptionally lightweight, this mat creates the perfect clean, dry surface to sit on whether at the beach, at the park or waiting at the airport.”

So...it's a towel.

6. Tumble Trivets

These are supposed to protect your counter.
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These are supposed to protect your counter.

7. The Cookie Mover

Lest your cookies intermingle...
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Lest your cookies intermingle...

8. The Garlic Peeler

"Peel multiple garlic cloves quickly and easily simply by inserting cloves and rolling them within the silicone peeler on worktop to peel garlic."Is this easier?
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"Peel multiple garlic cloves quickly and easily simply by inserting cloves and rolling them within the silicone peeler on worktop to peel garlic."

Is this easier?

9. The Locker Fur Rug

It's a fur rug for your locker. And also, a wake-up call.
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It's a fur rug for your locker. And also, a wake-up call.

10. Lid Lifters

“These petite silicone sheep fit over the lip of your pot to allow space for air to escape and to keep your liquids from boiling over!”Do the sheep look scared to you?
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“These petite silicone sheep fit over the lip of your pot to allow space for air to escape and to keep your liquids from boiling over!”

Do the sheep look scared to you?

11. The Perfume Funnel

It's literally just a funnel.
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It's literally just a funnel.

12. The Super Strap

You can't even tell that she's using one.
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You can't even tell that she's using one.

13. The Kale Stripper

"Quickly strip the leafy, nutritious parts of greens and herbs for easy food prep."That name doe.
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"Quickly strip the leafy, nutritious parts of greens and herbs for easy food prep."

That name doe.

14. The MomAgenda Weekly Meal Planner Pad

Interesting that there are no weekly planners for dads...

Interesting that there are no weekly planners for dads...

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