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6 Douchey Things You Can Say When You Use Social The Right Way

If you're not on social, I don't know you.

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1. The future is social and that was yesterday.

Sometimes, it's good to let people know they are being left behind.

2. I got this job on LinkedIn. How did you get yours?

leontrotskitty on reddit

When your LinkedIN profile is 94% or more done, you win.

3. Buzzfeed's Ben Smith is my volunteer editor. Who's yours?

When @BuzzfeedBen sends you an editorial note on Twitter and you don't work for Buzzfeed, you better take it.
Marc Climaco

When @BuzzfeedBen sends you an editorial note on Twitter and you don't work for Buzzfeed, you better take it.

4. I just booked myself a Huffpost Live segment on Twitter. What did you do today?

Yes, that happened.
Marc Climaco

Yes, that happened.

5. Still waiting for a response to that email? Let me DM that person...oh yea he says he didn't read it.

Many a times, a DM gets you a response in seconds. Emails are overrated.

6. Urgg 12 hours to get to a million followers is too long. How fast did you grow yours?

Yes, Caitlyn Jenner still holds the crown on this one. Sorry Ed.

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