If I were that thief I would be pissing myself right about now. This guy is pretty hardcore.
Just kidding, I love geometry. You should too now!
This totally makes sense, you guys. My faith in Obama has been restored! (Not that it had deteriorated any in the first place, but you know, whatever.) I love him even more now that he's from the future.
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