The Transformation: If Terrence Malick Made a Transformers Sequel
The other day I was wondering what would happen if Terrence Malick made a Transformers movie. I figured that:
1. It would take years to shoot.
2. Half of Hollywood’s biggest stars would be in it and then Malick would edit them out completely.
3. He’d also edit out the robots.
4. And turn it into a cosmic love story about a young man choosing his path in life.
5. And then I’d make a trailer for it, using a mixture of Soviet Montage and Party & Bullshit.