The Transformation: If Terrence Malick Made a Transformers Sequel
The other day I was wondering what would happen if Terrence Malick made a Transformers movie. I figured that: 1. It would take years to shoot. 2. Half of Hollywood’s biggest stars would be in it and then Malick would edit them out completely. 3. He’d also edit out the robots. 4. And turn it into a cosmic love story about a young man choosing his path in life. 5. And then I’d make a trailer for it, using a mixture of Soviet Montage and Party & Bullshit. [via mamapop.com]
Gordon Pincent Reads Justin Bieber's Memoir
Hilarious. Gordon Pincent, one of the stars of This Hour Has 22 Minutes, a Canadian sketch comedy show, has become an overnight internet superstar, thanks to The Bieb. Pincent sat down to perform a series of readings from Justin’s biography (*cough*), First Step 2 Forever, and to confess his admiration for the young, fellow Canadian.
Top Ten Movie (and TV) Badasses You Want With You When the Zombies Attack
Whether theyâre fast or slow, moaning or shrieking, chewing on their own guts for fun or just shambling after you, zombies work best in huge, overwhelming numbers. One zombie is easy pickings. Three or four present a small challenge. Fifty plus undead clawing at your stomach? GAME OVER, MAN. ARRIVEDERCI. Thatâs why you need help from a certified badass.
Heidi Montag Lands Role In New Sandler Comedy
“I was just cast in my first feature film comedy! I start filming monday!!!!!” Heidi Montag would tweet yesterday afternoon before adding, “this is one of the best days of my life!!! getting ice cream to celebrate.” My guess is it's doctor's orders to keep her skin cool so all the plastic surgery won't melt away.