17 Awesomely Weird Things You Can Only Get At Amazon

Doughnut-warming mugs, meat claws, champagne bongs, and other ~exclusives~.

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There's a section on Amazon filled with ~exclusive~ products.

Products you can't find in any other online shop (except — possibly — the sellers' own storefronts). The selection is pretty odd. But pretty great! You'll see what I mean.

Here's an array of some of the coolest/weirdest products you can find there right now....

1. A set of meat-shredding claws that will make you feel like Wolverine at your next dinner party.

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Vegetarian? Use them to toss salads.

Get them here for $15.97.

2. A bong for people who want to be able to guzzle champagne SUPER fast.

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Is this more or less classy than chugging from the bottle? TBD.

Get it here for $20.

3. A mug with a special shelf on top that's meant for keeping a doughnut warm.

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Your new breakfast-time bestie.

Get one here for $16.95.

4. A brush with retractable bristles (for easy cleaning).

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Get it here for $19.99.

5. An LED rope you'll want to bring on your next camping trip.

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This thing is called the "Luminoodle." Try saying that out loud. It's fun.

Get it here for $19.99.

6. A game for "people who are into spaceships and shouting at their friends."

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Who *wouldn't* be into that?

Get it here for $24.99.

7. A gadget that turns any remote-controlled air conditioner into a *smart* air conditioner.

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Get one and you'll be able to turn your air conditioner on or off using your phone (meaning you could start cooling down your apartment on your commute home from work). Plus, you can set it to automatically turn on whenever a room gets too hot or humid.

Get one here for $179.

8. A Wi-Fi-connected photo frame that makes it easier to share photos with family members who live far away.

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Get it here for $169.99.

9. A vibrating facial cleansing and exfoliating brush.

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No, it's not a strange sex toy (please don't try to use it as one).

Get it here for $29.99.

10. A portable Bluetooth speaker and battery bank that would be perfect for barbecues and beach parties.

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Or camping. Or basically any outdoor event where you'll want music and your phone...but won't have an electrical outlet.

Get it here for $18.99.

11. A motion-activated light for your favorite porcelain pal.

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No need to turn on the bathroom light in the middle of the night — this one will sense you and turn on automatically.

Get it here for $19.99.

12. A portable Bluetooth keyboard you can fold up and carry in your bag.

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They claim it will fit in your pocket, but that really depends on how big your pockets are — yeah, you can shove this thing into a cargo pants pouch, but who's wearing cargo pants on a daily basis?

Get it here for $32.99.

13. A measuring tape that can tell you just how long you should cook an artichoke for.

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Whether you're steaming it, boiling it, or microwaving it.

Get it here for $7.99.

14. A pair of mittens that will turn kid hands into tiger paws.

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Rawr.

Get them here for $19.95 to $39.95.

15. And a pair of gloves that'll allow you to thrust your hands straight into a pot of boiling water.

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Spoons? Who needs 'em.

Get them here for $9.48.

16. A cup holder for people who bring actual wineglasses to picnics.

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Sipping some merlot from a Solo cup would definitely be easier...but we all have different lifestyles.

Get it here for $15.99.

17. A teeny-tiny waterproof speaker to bring to pool parties.

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You could also just use this little guy in the shower.

Get it here for $24.95.

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