
2. A maraca that can make a martini instead of music.

3. A reusable shopping bag that folds up to look like a strawberry.


The strawberry is lightweight and will only take up around 3 square inches of space in your actual purse.
Price: $12.99
4. A rabbit who stores something a lot more fragrant than wax in his ears.

5. A hammerhead shark who would rather attack a bottle of beer or wine than a human being.


Get it from Amazon for $15.
6. And an ice cube tray that'll have you humming the Jaws theme.

8. A mushroom-shaped mortar and pestle any gnome would love to have in their kitchen.

9. A blueberry to eat blueberries out of.

11. And a doughnut-shaped frisbee to bring on your next outing to the park.

13. Snails who'll hold your teabags (and won't judge you for sloooooooowly sipping your tea).

15. A fox who can fly!

16. A realistic-looking cactus pillow that's plush rather than prickly.

19. Paperclips that'll have you longing for Happy Hour.

20. A crab who could totally start a career as a handyman (well, handycrustacean).

21. A "taco shell" cheese grater that keeps the shreds contained until you're ready to dump them out.


Get it from Fred & Friends for $10.
22. An ice cream sandwich notebook to write in when you're having a bit of a brain freeze.

23. Mixtape-printed glasses you can write on (to eliminate "oops, wrong drink!" situations at your next party).

24. A narwhal with a replenishing toothpick horn.

25. Socks that appear to be rolls of sushi before they're unfolded.

26. A monster who (quite literally) does the mash (when you're making potatoes for dinner).

27. And a door mat that'll nicely greet your guests...but also curtly tell them to GTFO.
