2. A maraca that can make a martini instead of music.
3. A reusable shopping bag that folds up to look like a strawberry.
The strawberry is lightweight and will only take up around 3 square inches of space in your actual purse.
Price: $12.99
4. A rabbit who stores something a lot more fragrant than wax in his ears.
5. A hammerhead shark who would rather attack a bottle of beer or wine than a human being.
Get it from Amazon for $15.
6. And an ice cube tray that'll have you humming the Jaws theme.
8. A mushroom-shaped mortar and pestle any gnome would love to have in their kitchen.
9. A blueberry to eat blueberries out of.
11. And a doughnut-shaped frisbee to bring on your next outing to the park.
13. Snails who'll hold your teabags (and won't judge you for sloooooooowly sipping your tea).
15. A fox who can fly!
16. A realistic-looking cactus pillow that's plush rather than prickly.
19. Paperclips that'll have you longing for Happy Hour.
20. A crab who could totally start a career as a handyman (well, handycrustacean).
21. A "taco shell" cheese grater that keeps the shreds contained until you're ready to dump them out.
Get it from Fred & Friends for $10.
22. An ice cream sandwich notebook to write in when you're having a bit of a brain freeze.
23. Mixtape-printed glasses you can write on (to eliminate "oops, wrong drink!" situations at your next party).
24. A narwhal with a replenishing toothpick horn.
25. Socks that appear to be rolls of sushi before they're unfolded.
26. A monster who (quite literally) does the mash (when you're making potatoes for dinner).
27. And a door mat that'll nicely greet your guests...but also curtly tell them to GTFO.
