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27 Products That Are Almost Too Clever To Use

Let's give the designers of these products a thunderous round of applause.

1. Pushpins you just might want to make a wish on.

Get them from Amazon for $11.50.

2. A maraca that can make a martini instead of music.

3. A reusable shopping bag that folds up to look like a strawberry.

The strawberry is lightweight and will only take up around 3 square inches of space in your actual purse.

Price: $12.99

4. A rabbit who stores something a lot more fragrant than wax in his ears.

5. A hammerhead shark who would rather attack a bottle of beer or wine than a human being.

Get it from Amazon for $15.

6. And an ice cube tray that'll have you humming the Jaws theme.

7. A penguin who folds open into a peeler.

Get it from Amazon for $14.94.

8. A mushroom-shaped mortar and pestle any gnome would love to have in their kitchen.

9. A blueberry to eat blueberries out of.

10. A doughnut that'll keep your coffee warm while you work (or eat a *real* doughnut).

Get it from Asos for $19.50.

11. And a doughnut-shaped frisbee to bring on your next outing to the park.

12. Cherry measuring spoons with a leaf you can use to separate eggs.

Get them from Amazon for $11.

13. Snails who'll hold your teabags (and won't judge you for sloooooooowly sipping your tea).

14. A clock that displays the time with rotating pupils.

Get it from Amazon for $19.90.

15. A fox who can fly!

16. A realistic-looking cactus pillow that's plush rather than prickly.

17. A lemon that you'll actually want life to give you (because it's a kitchen scale).

Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

18. A lunchbox every librarian (or book lover) should own.

Get them from Fab for $40.90.

19. Paperclips that'll have you longing for Happy Hour.

20. A crab who could totally start a career as a handyman (well, handycrustacean).

21. A "taco shell" cheese grater that keeps the shreds contained until you're ready to dump them out.

Get it from Fred & Friends for $10.

22. An ice cream sandwich notebook to write in when you're having a bit of a brain freeze.

23. Mixtape-printed glasses you can write on (to eliminate "oops, wrong drink!" situations at your next party).

24. A narwhal with a replenishing toothpick horn.

25. Socks that appear to be rolls of sushi before they're unfolded.

26. A monster who (quite literally) does the mash (when you're making potatoes for dinner).

27. And a door mat that'll nicely greet your guests...but also curtly tell them to GTFO.

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