27 Products That Are Almost Too Clever To Use
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2. A maraca that can make a martini instead of music.

Get it at Kikkerland or from Amazon for $27.50.
3. A reusable shopping bag that folds up to look like a strawberry.
The strawberry is lightweight and will only take up around 3 square inches of space in your actual purse.
Price: $12.99
4. A rabbit who stores something a lot more fragrant than wax in his ears.

Get it from ModCloth for $19.99.
5. A hammerhead shark who would rather attack a bottle of beer or wine than a human being.
Get it from Amazon for $15.
6. And an ice cube tray that'll have you humming the Jaws theme.

Get it from Amazon for $4.96.
8. A mushroom-shaped mortar and pestle any gnome would love to have in their kitchen.

Get it from ModCloth for $24.99.
9. A blueberry to eat blueberries out of.

There's a strainer in the bottom of the container to keep your delicious berries from getting all mushy.
Get it from Amazon for $10.94.
11. And a doughnut-shaped frisbee to bring on your next outing to the park.

Get it from Amazon for $10.99.
13. Snails who'll hold your teabags (and won't judge you for sloooooooowly sipping your tea).

Get them from Amazon for $1.43.
15. A fox who can fly!

Get it from Amazon for $21.85.
16. A realistic-looking cactus pillow that's plush rather than prickly.

Get it from ModCloth for $19.99.
19. Paperclips that'll have you longing for Happy Hour.

Get them from Paper Source for $12.95.
20. A crab who could totally start a career as a handyman (well, handycrustacean).

Get him at Kikkerland or from Amazon for $17.25.
21. A "taco shell" cheese grater that keeps the shreds contained until you're ready to dump them out.
Get it from Fred & Friends for $10.
22. An ice cream sandwich notebook to write in when you're having a bit of a brain freeze.

Get it from ModCloth for $12.99.
23. Mixtape-printed glasses you can write on (to eliminate "oops, wrong drink!" situations at your next party).

Get them from Uncommon Goods for $50.
24. A narwhal with a replenishing toothpick horn.

Get her from Fred & Friends for $14.
25. Socks that appear to be rolls of sushi before they're unfolded.

Get them from Urban Outfitters for $15.
26. A monster who (quite literally) does the mash (when you're making potatoes for dinner).

Get him from Amazon for $5.99.
27. And a door mat that'll nicely greet your guests...but also curtly tell them to GTFO.

Get it from Amazon for $29.57.
Buh bye.