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27 Products That Are Almost Too Clever To Use

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1. Pushpins you just might want to make a wish on.

Get them from Amazon for $11.50.

2. A maraca that can make a martini instead of music.

Get it at Kikkerland or from Amazon for $27.50.
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Get it at Kikkerland or from Amazon for $27.50.

3. A reusable shopping bag that folds up to look like a strawberry.

The strawberry is lightweight and will only take up around 3 square inches of space in your actual purse.

Price: $12.99

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4. A rabbit who stores something a lot more fragrant than wax in his ears.

Get it from ModCloth for $19.99.
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Get it from ModCloth for $19.99.

5. A hammerhead shark who would rather attack a bottle of beer or wine than a human being.

Get it from Amazon for $15.

6. And an ice cube tray that'll have you humming the Jaws theme.

Get it from Amazon for $4.96.
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Get it from Amazon for $4.96.

7. A penguin who folds open into a peeler.

Get it from Amazon for $14.94.

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8. A mushroom-shaped mortar and pestle any gnome would love to have in their kitchen.

Get it from ModCloth for $24.99.
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Get it from ModCloth for $24.99.

9. A blueberry to eat blueberries out of.

There's a strainer in the bottom of the container to keep your delicious berries from getting all mushy.Get it from Amazon for $10.94.
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There's a strainer in the bottom of the container to keep your delicious berries from getting all mushy.

Get it from Amazon for $10.94.

10. A doughnut that'll keep your coffee warm while you work (or eat a *real* doughnut).

Get it from Asos for $19.50.

11. And a doughnut-shaped frisbee to bring on your next outing to the park.

Get it from Amazon for $10.99.
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Get it from Amazon for $10.99.

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12. Cherry measuring spoons with a leaf you can use to separate eggs.

Get them from Amazon for $11.

13. Snails who'll hold your teabags (and won't judge you for sloooooooowly sipping your tea).

Get them from Amazon for $1.43.
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Get them from Amazon for $1.43.

14. A clock that displays the time with rotating pupils.

Get it from Amazon for $19.90.

15. A fox who can fly!

Get it from Amazon for $21.85.
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Get it from Amazon for $21.85.

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16. A realistic-looking cactus pillow that's plush rather than prickly.

Get it from ModCloth for $19.99.
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Get it from ModCloth for $19.99.

17. A lemon that you'll actually want life to give you (because it's a kitchen scale).

Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

18. A lunchbox every librarian (or book lover) should own.

Get them from Fab for $40.90.

19. Paperclips that'll have you longing for Happy Hour.

Get them from Paper Source for $12.95.
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Get them from Paper Source for $12.95.

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20. A crab who could totally start a career as a handyman (well, handycrustacean).

Get him at Kikkerland or from Amazon for $17.25.
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Get him at Kikkerland or from Amazon for $17.25.

21. A "taco shell" cheese grater that keeps the shreds contained until you're ready to dump them out.

Get it from Fred & Friends for $10.

22. An ice cream sandwich notebook to write in when you're having a bit of a brain freeze.

Get it from ModCloth for $12.99.
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Get it from ModCloth for $12.99.

23. Mixtape-printed glasses you can write on (to eliminate "oops, wrong drink!" situations at your next party).

Get them from Uncommon Goods for $50.
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Get them from Uncommon Goods for $50.

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24. A narwhal with a replenishing toothpick horn.

Get her from Fred & Friends for $14.
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Get her from Fred & Friends for $14.

25. Socks that appear to be rolls of sushi before they're unfolded.

Get them from Urban Outfitters for $15.
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Get them from Urban Outfitters for $15.

26. A monster who (quite literally) does the mash (when you're making potatoes for dinner).

Get him from Amazon for $5.99.
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Get him from Amazon for $5.99.

27. And a door mat that'll nicely greet your guests...but also curtly tell them to GTFO.

Get it from Amazon for $29.57.
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Get it from Amazon for $29.57.

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Buh bye.

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