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33 Products That Are Almost Too Clever To Use

Everyone who designed these deserves a standing ovation.

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1. A petite Pinocchio to protect your innocent fingers from getting biffed with a hammer.

2. Slippers that look like they came straight from the oven.

Get them from Tokyo Otaku Mode for $19.99.

3. An inviting home for your tissues.

4. A bunny who'll help you listen to music with a friend.

5. Hand cream that looks good enough to eat.

6. A bread and butter(fly) serving board.

7. An octopus who disassembles into measuring cups.

Get it from World Market for $12.99.

8. Bookmarks with bite.

9. A cup for your pencils that looks like a pencil butt.

10. And a pencil to use when you need to write on a cake instead of a piece of paper.

11. A miniature fire escape to display succulents, pictures, and other assorted knickknacks on.

12. Campfire roasters you can fence with.

13. Ice cube molds to turn your cocktails into arctic landscapes.

14. A frog tea infuser that will make you oh so very hoppy.

15. A monstrous bread cutter.

16. A cactus that's thirsty for your pictures.

Quench it.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $18.

17. A floating shelf that would be perfect for displaying your comic book collection.

18. A pencil sharpener that turns dull pencils into "straws" while you sharpen them.

19. A coat rack that will make you believe you've somehow teleported to Paris.

20. Grilling utensils for anyone who loves barbecue as much as they love golf.

21. The only bowls people should be allowed to eat banana splits out of.

22. An ideal resting spot for your sunglasses.

23. A Minecraft torch that lights up when you use it to charge your phone.

24. A reusable "newspaper" cone for fish and chip fans.

25. A steamship lid to put over bowls and pots as you microwave or boil things.

26. A wall hook that turns any dish towel into a flamenco dancer's skirt.

27. An ice pop brush to help you make your hair look really ~cool~.

28. Cups to transform eggs into miniature versions of Mt. Fuji.

29. A lamp that appears to be a bucket of paint mid-spill.

30. A pad of butter to take notes on.

31. A lid lifter that will make it look like your dinner is attempting to escape.

32. A "plastic" bag you'll never have to throw away.

33. And measuring spoons that may inspire you to sing a happy tune.

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