1. A miniature bat signal to turn on when you're having a rough day.
"Save me from spreadsheets, Batman!"
Get it from Think Geek for $9.95.
2. A cat who will (ever-so-helpfully) hold your keys or headphones with her tail while she perches on your computer screen.
3. An armadillo to hold important business cards and notes.
4. Decals that'll make your keyboard look beautiful even when it's littered with crumbs.
5. A light-up cord to resuscitate a dying cell phone as you work.
8. Rubber erasers that'll turn your desk into a cityscape.
9. A magnetic wooden tree with a squirrel and a few acorns to keep track of notes and reminders.
Get it from Amazon for $21.99.
10. Pencils that are basically little hunks of modern art you can write with.
11. An illustrated weekly planner that's so lovely you'll probably want to save it even after the year's over.
12. Containers for pens and other small doodads that attach to the bottom of your computer monitor.
13. Sticky note cubes with charming illustrated scenes on the sides.
15. A notepad that knows exactly how you feel all week.
16. A wooden box filled with pieces of rubber to hold pens, pencils, or paintbrushes in place.
17. Erasers that look like they came from Ladurée.
18. Mouse pads featuring the start screens of your favorite old video games.
Get one from 8Bit Memory on Etsy for $9.99 (check out the full selection here).
19. And an 8-bit bouquet that's so much more cost-effective than buying actual flowers.
20. A smiley cloud cushion to soothe your achey elbows.
21. "Milk" that you definitely shouldn't drink (because it's actually correction tape).
22. Or — if you prefer creepy things to cute ones — correction tape stored in mummies.
23. A net that'll turn being tidy into a game.
24. Bendy dog and cat ties to keep your cables from getting all tangled up.
25. A set of notebooks for sloth lovers.
26. Pencils for members of the Grammar Police Squad.
27. Pens you'll be tempted to take a few licks of.
29. A weekly planner that doesn't suc(culent).
31. A tape dispenser that will make you want to hum, "Somewhere Over the Rainbow."
32. Sticky notes you'll probably end up chatting to over the course of the day.
33. And a farmer's market's worth of fruit-shaped erasers.
