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1. A miniature bat signal to turn on when you're having a rough day.
"Save me from spreadsheets, Batman!"
Get it from Think Geek for $9.95.
2. A cat who will (ever-so-helpfully) hold your keys or headphones with her tail while she perches on your computer screen.
3. An armadillo to hold important business cards and notes.
4. Decals that'll make your keyboard look beautiful even when it's littered with crumbs.
5. A light-up cord to resuscitate a dying cell phone as you work.
Get it from Think Geek for $14.99.
6. Fork, spoon, and knife-shaped caps that'll come in handy on those days when you're so busy you have to eat at your desk.
Get them from Amazon for $8.53.
7. And some erasers for pencils that look like *pen* caps.
Trippy.
Get them from Stupid.com for $5.99.
8. Rubber erasers that'll turn your desk into a cityscape.
9. A magnetic wooden tree with a squirrel and a few acorns to keep track of notes and reminders.
Get it from Amazon for $21.99.
10. Pencils that are basically little hunks of modern art you can write with.
11. An illustrated weekly planner that's so lovely you'll probably want to save it even after the year's over.
The illustrator = the marvelous Lizzy Stewart.
Get it from Little Otsu for $20.
12. Containers for pens and other small doodads that attach to the bottom of your computer monitor.
Don't worry: The adhesive won't leave any marks on your computer if you decide to remove the containers.
Get them from MochiThings for $8.95.
13. Sticky note cubes with charming illustrated scenes on the sides.
Get them from Anthropologie for $14.
14. Little plops of poop that sharpen pencils.
You may be thinking, These aren't poop plops! They're ice cream dollops!
You're wrong.
Get them from Amazon for $5.99.
15. A notepad that knows exactly how you feel all week.
Get it from The Good Twin for $10.
16. A wooden box filled with pieces of rubber to hold pens, pencils, or paintbrushes in place.
18. Mouse pads featuring the start screens of your favorite old video games.
Get one from 8Bit Memory on Etsy for $9.99 (check out the full selection here).
19. And an 8-bit bouquet that's so much more cost-effective than buying actual flowers.
Get it from Think Geek for $9.99.
20. A smiley cloud cushion to soothe your achey elbows.
You can also use the merry little guy as a screen cleaner!
Get it from MochiThings for $9.95.
21. "Milk" that you definitely shouldn't drink (because it's actually correction tape).
22. Or — if you prefer creepy things to cute ones — correction tape stored in mummies.
23. A net that'll turn being tidy into a game.
Get it from Stupid.com for $15.99.
24. Bendy dog and cat ties to keep your cables from getting all tangled up.
25. A set of notebooks for sloth lovers.
One lined, one unlined.
Get them from Papio Press on Etsy for $6.10.
26. Pencils for members of the Grammar Police Squad.
If you're a fan of these, you'll probably want to take a gander at this post.
Get them from Newton and the Apple on Etsy for $8.67.
27. Pens you'll be tempted to take a few licks of.
28. A peg board that comes with over 350 letters, numbers, and symbols.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $24.
29. A weekly planner that doesn't suc(culent).
Get it from Betty Etiquette on Etsy for $14.92.
30. Miniature banners to pin to a cork board above your desk.
31. A tape dispenser that will make you want to hum, "Somewhere Over the Rainbow."
32. Sticky notes you'll probably end up chatting to over the course of the day.
33. And a farmer's market's worth of fruit-shaped erasers.
Try to restrain yourself from eating them (for the sake of your digestive system).
