Use these sloths to keep your papers together or hang them from a "vine" on your bulletin board. Both options are equally adorable.
Price: $12
2. Beard Sticky Notes

Finish up the notes and "discover what is hidden beneath all that beard."
Price: $6
Cleaning up the crumbs on your keyboard has never been cuter.
Price: $14
6. Pizza Eraser Set

Can you bear to use them? That's the question (and it's a difficult one).
Price: $3
8. Construction Desk Organizers

Beep. Beep. Beep. BEEP.
Price: $13
9. Totem Boxes
Keeping things organized can be an incredibly delightful pursuit when you use containers like this.
Price: $33
They're see-through so you can underline words and passages without having to mark up your book. Such helpful ghosts!
Price: $10
11. Otter Tape Dispenser

Just look at that face! "Floating" on your desk; patiently awaiting the moment you need to tape something.
Price: $15
Honestly: what computer monitor *wouldn't* be better if it had ears?
Price: $25
13. Zoo Erasers

Do you think they mind using their butts to fix your mistakes?
Price: $7
15. Eskimemo

What a catch!
Price: $24
16. Donotes

There's no better way to remind yourself to go buy a dozen doughnuts.
Price: $6
Flip his visor back and forth to turn him on or off.
Price: $20
18. Chameleon Tape Dispenser

Just rip off a little piece of his tongue when necessary. He feels no pain.
Price: $10
19. Barber Erasers
You may start to make mistakes intentionally to give yourself an excuse to "trim" their hair.
Price: $4
21. Portable Bird Speaker

This little creature will "chirp" your music for you for up to six hours before you have to charge its batteries.
Price: $35
Can pencils get "s'more" cute than this? Nope! They surely can't.
Price: $15
"We'll get some paper clips for you. Meow. With our magnetic tails. Meow. Meow."
Price: $13
24. Palm Tree Pen

Maybe if you hold this pen and wish really, REALLY hard, you'll get zapped away from your desk and onto a tropical island. Maybe.
Price: $8
Sadly it appears that Pinocchio did not become a real boy; he just because a real(ly) useful desk accessory.
Price: $15
26. Retractable Pens

Are they animals? Are they pills? Does it matter? They're freaking delightful.
Price: $4
28. Fruit Notepads

The "fruit" is paper, but the stems are real--seriously! That's attention to detail.
Price: $23
For "planting" reminders where you'll be sure to see them.
Price: $9
30. Bunny Desk Organizer

He'll cheer you up each and every time you need some scissors or a paper clip.
Price: $39
31. Nail Polish Highlighters

Will they work on your nails? It's worth a try.
Price: $12

Let your pencil wander around your desk even when you're not using it.
Price: $6
33. Kawaii Pastel Poop Pencil Sharpener

Is the poop emoji your favorite emoji? You need this.
Price: $2