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1. Bag clips that make partially eaten bags of chips look like purses.
2. A door mat that'll turn the end of every day into a home run.
3. Pushpins mice could use in battle.
4. A giraffe tape measure who's willing to stick his neck out for you.
5. Knives that are way too cool to spend all their time sitting in a block.
6. A garbage bin designed specifically for your pencil shavings.
7. A pasta measure that makes spaghetti look like a flower.
8. An umbrella that may actually have you wishing for rain (or snow).
9. Salt and pepper shakers who'll tip their hats to your food.
10. The most beautiful deck of playing cards you've ever seen.
11. A cutting board that looks like spilled paint (or blood).
13. A paper towel holder with a squirrel living in it.
15. A sponge to use after you've made a mess of yourself at dinner.
16. Measuring cups that'll make you want to crow.
17. An elegant stand to display your jewelry on.
18. A sextet of scented highlighters shaped like monsters.
19. A letter opener that looks like Bilbo's trusty sword.
There's also an Orcrist model available.
Get it from Think Geek for $29.99.
20. Salad servers that are whale-y cute.
22. A terrier to help you see into the bottom of that huge messy bag of yours.
23. A rainbow cooler to bring on all of your summer beach adventures.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $36.