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    Apr 8, 2020

    36 Things You'll Love If Your Sense Of Humor Is...Different

    Social distancing is in charge now. Your previous, sophisticated sense of humor doesn't stand a chance.

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    1. A steel land shark that'll certainly make sure no one shrugs off your shrubbery ever again.

    Uncommon Goods

    Too scared of the shark? That's fine, it's fine. You can also get an octopus, sea serpent, or mermaid.

    Promising review: "This shark will not get lost in the garden. It's large enough to be seen. It makes me smile every time I look out the kitchen window. I'm looking forward to 'decorating' it for the holidays! It makes me smile every day." —Bev

    Get it from Uncommon Goods for $180.

    2. A pair of angry drop earrings for fashion-savvy folks who aren't afraid to sport a passive-aggressive statement piece when they've gotta dress up (at least from the chest up) for yet another Zoom call that could have been an email.


    Get them from BaubleBar for $42.

    3. A quarantine subway cup that'll help you start your long day inside with a commute to the coffee maker.


    Get it from Dobelto on Etsy for $16.40+ (available in two sizes).

    4. A rather droll doormat, because you deserve to get a little entertainment from your guests before you dazzle them with your hosting skills (when we're all allowed to physically be in the same room again).

    Doormat Decoir

    Get it from Doormat Decoir on Etsy for $23.20+ (available in 17 colors and three sizes).

    5. A gloriously gloomy cereal box throw pillow your hangry, isolated self is sure to eat right up.


    The sun and chicken versions are also available if they're a better fit for your indoor decor.

    Get it from Aelfie for $78+ (available in two materials).

    6. A bar of nihilism soap – it's gonna make your roommate rethink using your shampoo...and their existence.


    This bar of soap is made with oatmeal and is unscented.

    Get it from The Unemployed Philosopher's Guild for $3.95.

    7. A cell phone jail that'll imprison that screen time least until you need a quick TikTok fix.

    Urban Outfitters

    Promising review: "I gave this to one of my friends as a gift. This made for a lot of fun with my friends, they even brought to school. Lol" —xxxx4

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $9.95.

    8. A Kardashian-inspired card game in which you and your own squad of siblings can try to * keep up * with one another and clear your cards faster than Kourtney pulled Mason off of Instagram.


    Get it from Firebox for $12.99.

    9. A refreshingly honest NASA sticker you're gonna feel connected to when social distancing has you feeling ~spacey~.

    Voice Box Sentiments

    Get it from Voice Box Sentiments on Etsy for $3.25.

    10. A dictionary of sarcasm that's *definitely* gonna come in handy during your online Lit class.

    Barnes & Noble

    Get it from Barnes & Noble for $13.46 or Bookshop for $13.75 (to support local bookstores).

    11. A nursery blanket for parents who tell it like it is.

    Uncommon Goods

    Get it from Uncommon Goods for $74.

    12. A pair of Mouseketeer ears that'll surely be the fashion statement your virtual check-ins have been missing.


    Promising review: "This is awesome. I love the original ear hat – it makes my dreams come true. :)" —ChevroletFan

    Get them from shopDisney for $17.99.

    13. A caption competition game – it's sure to be the ~picture~ perfect way to stay entertained when game nights finally pick up again.


    To play, hand everyone their caption cards (350 are included in the box), find a funny photo from your phone, throw it up on the easel, and wait in anticipation as everyone puts down the best card to describe it – the funniest caption wins!

    Get it from Firebox for $21.99.

    14. An iron-on patch – a self quarantine fashion statement that's gonna stop people in their tracks (and keep them at least six feet away from you on your next grocery run).

    Third Drawer Down

    Get it from Third Drawer Down for $12.

    15. A bookmark for keeping your most sacred texts (you *know* I'm talkin' about the Twilight series) safe.

    Paperback Paradise

    Get it from Paperback Paradise for $1 or get a mix of five different ones for $4.

    16. A floral bath mat with some perfectly simple instructions that are sure to have people chuckling every time they use your commode.

    Urban Outfitters

    Promising review: "This was love at first site. My bathroom looks amazing now! I combined it with a peach curtain, but It has a lot of colors so you can combine it easily with anything." —Aimee

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $39.

    17. A graphic tee that'll satisfy your silly side when you're trying to really ~nail it~ with your dad-joke repertoire.

    Super Awesome Threadz

    Get it from Super Awesome Threadz on Etsy for $19.99+ (available in three styles, sizes S–3XL, and two colors).

    18. A beach towel that might seem kind of fishy when you lay it out.

    Hot Topic

    Get it from Hot Topic for $25.90.

    19. A witch's garden print so you can add some dark humor to your home decor.

    Bill Crisafi

    Get it from Bill Crisafi for $50.

    20. A coffee mug for people who know what their skills are (hilarity is clearly top of the list).

    Robbin Bobbin Store

    Get it from Robbin Bobbin Store on Etsy for $16.30+ (available in nine colors).

    21. A flower pot that might just have you ~bust~ out laughing.


    Promising review: "This planter is perfect! It's exactly what I thought it would be like. I love the small gold detailing. It came well packed and I can't wait to decorate with it. I am so in love with it!" —Apaige

    Get it from Anthropologie for $42.

    22. A graphic tee for shoppers who know what a scene Costco lines are right now. You'd probably cry about it, but you can't waste the tissues.

    Shop Beloved Belle

    Get it from Shop Beloved Belle on Etsy for $14.50+ (available in two colors and sizes XS–2XL).

    23. A decorative pillow that's gonna be a necessary bedroom staple for all of us within the next few weeks.

    Good Pillo

    Get it from Good Pillo on Etsy for $29.50.

    24. A Funny Uncle subscription that'll bring funny pranks, games, and treats to your door every month.


    Promising review: "I definitely recommend this! I now always have some gifts ready for whatever occasion pops up, and they're great!" —Caitlin M.

    Get it from Cratejoy for $16/month.

    25. A wall decal for the person in your life who loves to ~ham~ it up.


    Get it from beepart for $45.

    26. A Star Wars coffee mug you can passive aggressively sip from whenever your roommate thinks working together on the sofa sounds fun.

    Hot Topic

    Promising review: "I love this coffee mug!! The size is perfect." —Kavega

    Get it from Hot Topic for $9.03.

    27. An embroidery kit sure to have you (but perhaps *only* you) in stitches.

    Lynny Lou Crafts

    Get it from Lynny Lou Crafts on Etsy for $30.

    28. A pair of immature socks – they're gonna perfectly show off your 14-year-old sense of humor.

    Urban Outfitters

    Promising review: "These socks, paired with my favorite pair of red sneakers, got so many compliments. I’ve always had plain white socks but now I’m a sock guy. I didn’t know people notice socks that much! These are funny and match my personality perfectly!" —cool bean man 2

    Get them from Urban Outfitters for $10.

    29. A golfing BBQ set – the perfect gift ~fore~ the avid golfer in your life.

    Uncommon Goods

    This stainless steel set includes tongs, a spatula, and a fork.

    Promising review: "These are a great product! I bought them for my boyfriend's birthday, and he's used them two days in a row now. They are very sturdy and easy to use. They are long enough so you aren't too close to the grill heat and they have a good grip. This is a great gift of a grill and golf lover!" —Chrissy

    Get it from Uncommon Goods for $34.

    30. A penguin sheet mask you can throw on to make your nightly skin routine extra special – particularly when you jump into the living room to spook your parents and ruffle their feathers.


    Get it from Asos for $3.99.

    31. A BBQ candle that'll crack you up every time you light it to "set the mood".


    Promising review: "This brings BBQ in the house! I got my boyfriend this candle and he said it’s a one way ticket to Flavortown!" —Lauren C.

    Get it from Homesick for $29.95.

    32. A Sriracha baby onesie – this outfit is a particularly darling way to spice up any new parent's life.

    Uncommon Goods

    Promising review: "I actually purchased this as a birthday gift for my grandson who is expecting his first baby. He truly loves any type of hot food so when I saw this onesie I just knew I had to purchase it for him! The expecting parents absolutely loved it." —Marylou

    Get it from Uncommon Goods for $29.

    33. An IT-inspired mug that's gonna be a penny-wise way to spend your money...if you're a sadist.

    Hot Topic

    Promising review: "This is perfect for the IT lover in your family. I bought this for my dad who is obsessed with IT and he loved it. He washed it straight out of the box and started using it. He has it put in his display cabinet now but said he thinks it can hold up for many years of use based on the quality and detail." —ELynneLong

    Get it from Hot Topic for $13.52.

    34. A T-shirt to jumble the brain of everyone who reads it, making you the master of jokes without saying a word.

    Ice Cream Tees

    Get it from Ice Cream Tees on Etsy for $15.49+ (available in 18 colors and sizes Youth S–Mens 6XL).

    35. A book on bad taxidermy sure to have you laughing anim-all over the place.

    Barnes & Noble

    Get it from Barnes & Noble for $11.69 or from Bookshop for $11.95 (to support local bookstores).

    36. And finally, a National Parks poster (based on the park's one-star reviews) for the nature lover in your life who admits there are *some* downsides to the great outdoors.

    Amber Share Design /

    Be sure to check out all of the artist's subpar park review posters!

    Get it from Albion Mercantile Co. on Etsy for $20+ (available in six sizes).

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