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1. A pack of rainbow fire packets that are striking enough you can actually convince your kids to look at something other than their phones when you accidentally go camping at a site with cell service.
2. A beer can chicken roaster to put the pedal to the metal while cooking up your famous backyard BBQ masterpieces.
3. A hanging macrame cat bed, because your kitto deserves some bold boho furniture just as much as the next Instagram influencer.
4. A Greek goddess candle — a perfect piece of decor for anyone whose classically kooky vibe is set in stone.
5. An adjustable stick figure floor lamp you can bend into any position you'd like. If you enjoy constantly changing up your decor, this light is a seriously ~bright~ idea.
6. An electric s'mores-maker that'll delight people who love the idea of a campfire treat...as long as it is made from the comfort of their living room and nowhere near nature.
7. A jerky bouquet so you can apologize to your sweetheart in a funny and fun way after you realize the silly ~beef~ you two had was probably your fault. Or, more specifically, *hangry* you's fault.
8. A mid-century modern pet sofa that's gonna look doggone adorable in your living room!
9. A divided brownie pan for clever chefs who don't mind owning such a strange pan when it means they get to experiment with recipes that are a little more ~edgy~.
10. A toilet light so your porcelain throne can always have a subtle glow, letting you use the bathroom in the middle of the night without turning on the overhead lights and blinding yourself.
11. A sassy welcome mat that'll satisfy your not-so-social soul.
12. A variety pack of soda for anyone who just really needs to know what buffalo wing-flavored soda pop tastes like.
13. A giant flour tortilla blanket – nothing is gonna make you feel more warm and cheesy than wrapping yourself up in this treat!
14. A Mars dust globe – a futuristic piece of home decor for people who think traditional snow globes are soo old school.
15. An app-driven indoor garden that'll guide you through your vegetation's care from seedlings to salad! And all (get this) while staying inside!
16. An octopus mug – get ready to be overly attached to an inanimate object, because one sip from this ceramic sea creature and you're gonna want it by your side on tentac-all of your adventures.
17. A useless machine for anyone who wants a handcrafted fidget toy unlike anything they've ever seen before.
18. A secret image puzzle so stinkin' clever, I wish I'd come up with it myself! Whether you're looking for something to entertain your family now that the holidays are approaching or simply love solving puzzles yourself...this cool option is officially a need.
19. A pack of 15 Shakespearean-insult adhesive bandages sure to satisfy people who aren't afraid to add insult to injury.
20. A spoon rest that'll add a real ~splash~ to your kitchen decor (and prevent spills and splashes from messy spoons while it's at it).
21. An adjustable lamp that sits, stays, and is sure to make you smile when work feels ~ruff~.
22. A mushroom-growing kit for people who would love a large garden but don't have ~mushroom~ for anything other than some of these fun-guys.
23. A gift of nothing to give the person who either has everything or insists they want nothing. Sure, I may just be paying for this LOL-worthy packaging (because there is truly nothing in it) but...I'm still sold.
24. A box of fibrous cereal that'll help you get pooping like it's an Olympic sport.
25. A doodle pillowcase that can be colored on, wiped clean in the washing machine, and redrawn on – you can give this to anyone with a particularly ~sketchy~ style.
26. Weird Parenting Wins, a funny and heartwarmingly honest book that's sure to give you some surprising parenting hacks. Whether you're trying to get your kids to tell you the truth, wanting to figure out how to end tantrums before they start, or discovering "The Art of Getting Your Kid to Act Like a Person," there's sure to be a silly solution in here for you!
27. A box of miracle fruit tablets – candies that'll turn your taste buds upside down. This is a fun family activity that'll never go ~sour~ (although technically the effects wear off after around 30 minutes).
28. A startlingly strange-looking tongue scraper to help get rid of bad breath if you feel like you're only scraping by with brushing and flossing.
29. A pizza pocket lanyard so you can enjoy wearing an accessory that you can really sink your teeth into.
30. A Guinea pig fire truck costume for anyone who is as THRILLED as I am that a Guinea pig firetruck costume exists. Pro tip: It may help to already own a Guinea pig.
31. A "till death do us part" ring with a rutilated quartz stone and gunmetal plating – a designer piece that'll delight romantics who want a ring that tells it like it is.
32. A platypus spatula – it can be a beak-on of hope when you can't seem to get that last bit of jelly from the jar.
33. A game night masterpiece, Escape Room In A Box for people who love game night...especially now that they don't have to leave their house for it.
34. A custom dog nose necklace — as everybody who has a dog ~nose~ how sweet their little snouts are! Keep this precious piece around your neck so you can have a bit of your best bud with you 24/7.
35. And finally, a potato pal for anytime when you'd like to send a preciously personalized gift to the~stud~ in your life.
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