19 Sex Toys For Anyone Who Wants To Relieve Some Stress With An Orgasm

The only stressful thing about these is deciding which one to get. That's gonna be hard. Real hard.

1. A smooth oral sex simulator that's totally gonna be *insert tongue-in-cheek comment here*.

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This is waterproof, USB rechargeable, and has 12 settings.

Get it from Lelo for $169 (available in three colors).

2. A flying saucer vibrator sure to help out anyone who thinks an easy-as-can-be orgasm is an ~alien~ concept. This thing is here to rock your world.

Urban Outfitters

Promising review: "The different shape is more comfortable for me to use because this is my first vibrator and it doesn’t look like other vibrators. It’s pretty great, intensity-wise. The shape might be too funky for some people, but I think it's super cute." —lesliemontez

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $69.

3. A hands-free clitoral vibe with flexible wings that'll wrap under the labia to create a perfect fit and thus, a *perf* orgasm...again and again. And AGAIN.

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Promising review: "If you have a hard time getting an orgasm, this will help you get one so fast! Side note: you do have to play around with it to get the right spot to fit. This is amazing. It's definitely worth the price." —Aponce94

Get it from Free People for $135 (available in two colors).

4. A *real life* magic wand for anyone who has been bingeing princess flicks in hopes that a Fairy Godmother could end their stress. Grab this thing and bippity-boppety-BOOP your cares away!

Babeland

Be sure to check out "Over 1,000 People Swear By This Magical Vibrator" for more info on the Magic Wand.

Promising review: "This is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. I used it and I found God. It was like Mariah Carey in angel wings gently lifted me to multiple orgasm. It was like when the surprise Beyoncé album dropped. It was like a hot, chiseled dude in a man-bun was whispering Audre Lorde to me until I came. It was like my high school girlfriend and I watching The OC scenes with Marissa and Alex. I felt like I was floating. I felt like Mia in The Princess Diaries when she turns the lights on with her foot pop as she's kissing Michael Moscovitz. Yeah, it's loud as hell but I live in a tiny-ass Brooklyn apartment with four other people and just decided that they could deal with the vibrating noises. Own it; you're living your best life. Real talk, I highly recommend this for anyone who has a vagina and wants clit stimulation." —Ava the Believer

Get it from Babeland for $64.95.

5. A G-spot rabbit with seven modes of vibration sure to help you ~vibe~ with anything that, ahem, comes your way.

Bellesa

Promising review: "This toy gave me my first ever dual-induced orgasm. It changed my world. I've cum from sex before with clit stimulation, just clit stimulation, and I've cum from only PIV sex before, but I've never had the experience of reaching climax both through insertion and through clit stimulation at the same time. This toy is gorgeous, a work of art. Even with that said, it still finds a way to feel better than it looks." —Anonymous

Get it from Bellesa for $109 (available in two colors).

6. A pair of Luna Beads that vibrate in response to your movements, so you can create a totally customized experience all on your own. When you feel the intense buildup these bbs bring, you'll know why reviewers think these are the bead's knees.

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Promising review: "I bought this as a present for myself and I was not disappointed. It's very comfortable to wear and easy to clean." —DaniMK

Get them from Lelo for $59.

7. An intergalactic glass dildo you can heat up or cool off under water, allowing you to test out some experimental temperature play. This stunning piece is totally gonna have you seeing stars.

Uncound

Promising review: "I ordered this because a friend recommended it and it did NOT disappoint. My girlfriend and I both agree, the glass is sooo smooth in comparison to all of the silicone toys we have been using. The curvature is incredible for pleasure and the handle is shaped well for ease of use. Also, it's the most beautiful sex toy I've ever seen; honestly would have no shame if I left it on my bed and a roommate asked what it was lol. That probably won't happen, though, because it came with a cute storage bag! I'm excited to explore with temperature play! <3" —M.

Get it from Unbound for $37.

8. A penile vibrator that'll help anyone with a penis enjoy some sensational, hands/stroke free stimulation.

Hot Octopuss

Get it from Hot Octopuss for $99.

9. A sleek, three-speed massager with a gender-neutral design so darn good lookin' you just might have found a new favorite piece of home decor in your new vibe.

Maude

This vibrator is made of silicone, is waterproof, phthalate-, and latex-free, is USB-rechargeable, and comes with a canvas travel pouch.

Promising review: "This wasn't my first vibe. Heck, it wasn't my 10th. We've owned many, from the low cheap ones to high-end expensive ones. No name $15 toys up to $180+. The Maude is equal or better than the best of them. Soft high-quality silicone. Settings range from gentle to 'Oh my God!' This tiny thing puts out 98% of the power of the Hitachi with a tenth of the size and noise. I'd say it's the best value out there by a mile." —Karen S.

Preorder from Maude for $45.

10. A Dame Fin, a finger vibe so satisfying you're gonna wanna give it your digits.

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Want even more versatile play? The tether is removable, so feel free to switch things up! It's water resistant, made of medical-grade silicone, is USB-rechargeable, and has three speeds.

Promising review: "This is easily the most pleasurable vibrator I have used. I love that it operates as an extension of myself. I am very satisfied with Fin in both solo play and with my partner. I am certain she would echo that sentiment." —Melissa M.

Get it from Free People for $85 (available in two colors).

11. A strapless strap-on vibrator so you and your partner can ride out this strange time by riding each other (and enjoy some simultaneous orgasms while you're at it).

Lovehoney

Promising review: "I was really unsure if we would enjoy this product but dear lord I did not expect it to be so wonderful! The stimulation from wearing it is amazing and you can feel every movement, which is something I missed when using other strap-ons. This feels much more natural and intimate. The vibrations are more powerful along the protruding shaft, slightly less powerful for the wearer, but still effective. It stayed in well and even with some rough and tumble, I didn't end up with a sore pelvis like other strap-ons that dig in." —LadyLop

Get it from Lovehoney for $49.99.

12. A great-for-beginners tapered butt plug that'll be a fab introduction to this form of sexual pleasure (who says you can't find new things to do while you're at home?!) no ifs, ands, or butts about it.

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Promising review: "I bought this to ease myself into this kind of play and I honestly think my favorite thing about it is the little instruction booklet. I was somewhat nervous and the instructions were so helpful and straightforward that I felt so relaxed after reading through it with my partner. #Bless Unbound for this kind of positivity!" —S.H.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $24.

13. A lipstick-esque vibe you can discretely keep in your bag when you may need a quickie to get through the day.

Lelo

It's waterproof, USB-rechargeable, and has six vibration patterns.

Get it from Lelo for $84.90 (available in three colors).

14. A sinfully sleek vibe with smooth, dual stimulation. Once you have this in your life you won't have to choose between treating your G-spot or your clit...which is a modern miracle, if you ask me.

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Thanks, science!

Promising review: "I love this because it is high quality, will last forever, looks sleek, and most importantly, feels AMAZING!" —SLC

Get it from Lelo for $189 (available in two colors).

15. A customizable tentacle dildo with tantalizing ribbed sucker pads — this'll keep you from worrying about monsters under the bed. Just go ahead and bring that monster into bed with you!

Fairy Lust

Get it from Fairy Lust for $50+ (available in 29 colors).

16. A realistic stroker with anatomically correct tunnels, for a totally tantalizing touch when being away from your boo has you feeling blue.

Adam & Eve

Promising review: "This is a quality product. I found it rather tight but it feels great and stretches to fit. This is the fourth one of this kind I have owned and I really like this one. I would recommend it for the price." —Anonymous

Get it from Adam & Eve for $14.95.

17. A scented vibe that's powerful, discrete, and versatile. Use this on your own or place it between you and your partner — either way, if an orgasm is your goal, this thing is gonna smell like...success!

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BTW, it's waterproof!

Promising review: "I purchased one of these a little over a year ago and the moment I started using it I knew I would never masturbate with my fingers again. I had no idea how much more intense and enjoyable orgasms could be until I began using this vibrator. Instead of masturbation being difficult and a bit uncomfortable right up until that actual orgasm, this little device makes the entire session fantastic. I wound up telling my sister, who is disabled and has difficulty with fine motor control, about it so she got one and is able to hold it perfectly without issues or assistance and it has drastically improved her quality of life as well. If you are on the fence about purchasing this, by all means, go for it, you definitely won't regret it." —89ji

Get it from Lelo for $139 (available in three colors).

18. A bendable smart vibrator designed for G-spot, clitoral, penis, and perineum stimulation. This includes a playbook with step-by-step instructions to help you hit the spot, because satisfying yourself shouldn't be another stress in your life!

Mystery Vibe

Using the Mystery Vibe app, you can control and customize your Crescendo's vibration patterns, while also learning tips and tricks that may help heat things up! This treasure is waterproof, wireless, and made from premium silicone.

Promising review: "This is a sex toy like no other. This is a piece of art that can deliver a great deal of fun and pleasure." —Ben

Get it from Mystery Vibe for $149.99 (available in two colors).

19. And finally, a silky WaterSlyde that'll offer up some good, clean fun when you know the only thing that could make your relaxing baths better is the chance to get even more wet.

Lovability

This clever gadget really does make for a perfectly personalized experience as you adjust the water pressure/temperature to best fit your needs — no awkward shower heads or yoga moves required!

Get it from Lovability for $35.

The Bob-Ross-cuddling-a-baby-deer level of calm you're gonna feel after a ride with one of these:

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