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24 "Westworld" Gifts That Will Make You Question The Nature Of Your Reality

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1. A travel print for anyone who chooses to see the beauty in this world.

Get it from Xray1209 on Society 6 for $12.60+.

2. An enamel pin that proves the maze is for them.

Get it from Enamel Pin Co. on Etsy for $12.

3. A white or black hat for anyone who needs to choose a path.,

Get them from Amazon for $32.10 (white) or $41.85 (black).

4. A journal to fill with their truly next-level fan theories.

Get it from Pen and Letter on Etsy for $5.89. Get an all-Maeve version here.

5. A candle that sets the scene for the perfect HBO Go binge.

This Delores/Violent Delights scent includes lavender, rose, and a hint of gunsmoke.

Get it from Big Little Candle Co. on Etsy for $20.

Check out all four Westworld-inspired scents here:

* Delos: clean cotton, running water, and a hint of dust.

* The Man in Black: tobacco, bay leaf, spiced ale, and gunpowder.

* Teddy: mahogany, fresh grass, water, and a hint of gunsmoke.

6. A snake temporary tattoo for anyone who is as badass as Armistice.

Ok, it's not a full-body snake tattoo, but it'll do for now.

Get a set of two from Tattly for $5.

7. A DVD copy of the original movie for anyone hunting for Easter eggs.

Get the DVD from Amazon for $4.99 or buy/rent the digital version for $3.99/$9.99.

8. A print for any leading lady in charge of her own life.

Get the instant download from Dollface Punk Shop on Etsy for $5.

9. A Vitruvian Man pendant straight out of the credit sequence.

Get them from Fairy Dustrails on Etsy for $14 each.

10. A tee that will make them laugh, then cry.

Get it from RedBubble for $28.94.

11. A caffeine-filled mug to help them bring themselves online every morning.

Get it from The Sloth Brain on Etsy for $12.90.

12. A tee for the person who is looking to reveal their deepest self.

Get it from RedBubble for $24.80.

13. A phone case for anyone who was programmed by engineers to be obsessed with their phone.

Get it from Galeaettu on Society 6 for $30+.

14. A thread painting for anyone whose favorite character is Dolores or Maeve.

Get them from Kate Hughes Art on Etsy for $15+ (Dolores, Maeve)

15. A clock that'll remind them when they've gone astray (looking at you, procrastinators).

Get it from RedBubble for $30.

16. A cross stitch pattern of their favorite quote.

Get them from Etcetera and Stitches on Etsy for $4 (left, right).

17. A tee featuring two compelling characters: the Man in Black and the stunning scenery.

So like, where did they find the space for this park?

Get it from Redbubble for $31.95.

18. A necklace for anyone who loves to play "spot the Shakespeare quote."

Get it from Fantasia Trinkets for $8.18+.

19. A minimalist print for anyone looking for the ~bug~ in the system.

Get it from Popate on Society 6 for $14.40+.

20. A decanter set that'll get them through the next big twist.

Get it from Brawstuff on Etsy for $64.57.

21. An old-timey bottle of whiskey that wouldn't look out of place at the local saloon.

Get this one from The Whisky Exchange for $32.30.

22. A pin that doesn't look like anything to me.

Get it from Daisy Bomb Shop on Etsy for $2.

23. A set of faceted glasses perfect for sipping sherry with Maeve.

Get a set of six from Amazon for $24.89.

24. And the Westworld soundtrack, which provides a perfectly eerie vibe for any activity.

Get it from Amazon for $9.98.

You, impatiently waiting to open your presents.


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