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1. A tee that basically sums up your feelings.
2. A roll of toilet paper that may actually be too abrasive to use.
3. A The Donald Duck tee you can't unsee.
4. A baseball cap that's actually more #JohnOliver2016.
5. A condom for anyone who likes talking about their ~size~.
6. A tee you can wear as you cross our northern border.
7. A shirt that celebrates the waves that Trump's hair has stirred.
8. A coloring book that imagines what a Trump presidency would look like.
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9. A tee that'll make everyone go 🙌.
10. A onesie for any beautifully bald baby.
11. A shirt whose bark is just as bad as its bite.
12. An alarming pair of socks with 3D Trump "hair".
13. A tee that shows how hairy this election year is.
14. A mug that'll actually cheer you up in the morning.
15. A tee for voters who are undecided about all but one thing.
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