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Posted on May 6, 2016

15 Funny Trump Products That Won't Fund His Campaign

Trump steaks are not on this list.

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1. A tee that basically sums up your feelings.

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Get it from Shop BuzzFeed for $30.

2. A roll of toilet paper that may actually be too abrasive to use.

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Get it from Amazon for $14.95.

3. A The Donald Duck tee you can't unsee.

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Get it from Busted Tees for $20.

4. A baseball cap that's actually more #JohnOliver2016.

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Get it from The HBO Shop for $15.

5. A condom for anyone who likes talking about their ~size~.

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(The condom is a standard size).

Get it from Amazon for $3.95.

6. A tee you can wear as you cross our northern border.

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Get it from Busted Tees for $10.

7. A shirt that celebrates the waves that Trump's hair has stirred.

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Get it from Fab for $29.

8. A coloring book that imagines what a Trump presidency would look like.

Get it from Amazon for $8.64.

9. A tee that'll make everyone go 🙌.

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Get it from Amazon for $9.95.

10. A onesie for any beautifully bald baby.

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Get it from Look Human for $19.95.

11. A shirt whose bark is just as bad as its bite.

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Get it from Zazzle for $26.95.

12. An alarming pair of socks with 3D Trump "hair".

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Get them from Amazon for $29.87.

13. A tee that shows how hairy this election year is.

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Get it from Amazon for $20.29.

14. A mug that'll actually cheer you up in the morning.

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Get it from Look Human for $14.99.

15. A tee for voters who are undecided about all but one thing.

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Get it from Urban Outfitters for $28.

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