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    Satisfyer Sex Toys Are Up To 40% Off, And Boy Do They Live Up To The Name

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    It's Valentine's week, guys, and that means it's time to treat yourself to a little lovin'. Great timing, because Satisfyer sex toys are currently on sale! We're talking up to 40% off, people!

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    So without further ado, here are some of the on-sale products reviewers ~love best~:

    1. A fan-favorite ~Satisfyer Pro 2~ that'll really live up to its name, helping you get off in no time flat thanks to a whopping 11 different pulsing and suction settings.

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    And it's totally waterproof! You might say that it's ~cliterally amazing~.

    Get it from Amazon for $31.95 (originally $49.95).

    Promising review: "I was in the market for something new so I started reading reviews. There is a similar one to this that is much more expensive but the reviews were both great. I decided for this one and IT WAS NOT A MISTAKE. I was off within a minute I think. Very easy to use and to charge. It looks like a facial cleaning tool, so not obvious what it really is. And OMG. Throw away the vibrators that leave you numb THIS is the next best thing to sliced bread." —TL

    2. Or the newer Satisfyer Pro *3* for the best of both worlds, combining the suction power you love from the Pro 2, plus 10 vibration settings for a complete sensory experience.

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    Get it from Amazon for $35.94 (originally $59.95).

    Promising review: "I can not recommend this product enough. 😍 I’ve owned the Satisfyer 1 and 2. They were both great, but now with the 3, they seem great the way Pong and the Atari 2600 were great. This thing is designed a bit oddly where the handle angle is concerned, but it is out of this world amazing. One button is the vibe. I was like, yep, that’s a vibe alright. Yawn. Then I pushed the other button. They’ve figured out suction with this one, folks! If you’re looking for a toy that simulates cunnilingus with a suction focus, this right here is your toy. Never experienced anything like it. Next Level. Best money you’ll ever spend if it’s your kinda thing. And just a tip: if it starts not feeling as good, just add a little more lube to the chamber. 😉" —Karolyn White

    3. A g-spot vibe with an angled head and curved ribbing on the back, plus a easy-hold ring so you can stay in control...even when you're losing control.

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    Get it from Amazon for $39.95 (originally $49.95).

    Promising review: "My girlfriend absolutely loves this. May knock her wand out of first place. Versatile, waterproof, charge last several times, hits all the right spots." —Amazon Customer

    4. A rabbit-style toy that'll having you hopping back to your bedroom (or bathtub for a little waterproof action) so you can enjoy a little alone time on the regular.

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    It's got six intensities and patterns so you can find your perfect mix!

    Get it from Amazon for $39.95 (originally $49.95).

    Promising review: "So easy to use and great fun for a newbie. Love the variety of settings. Highly recommend." —Kyra

    5. A set of anal plugs made with flexible silicone, narrow tips, and support rings and available in three unique shapes for beginners and experts alike.

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    Get the set of three from Amazon for $11.95 (originally $19.95; available in three colors/styles, all of which are on sale!).

    Promising review: "This product is perfect for those beginning to experiment and play. Three separate sizes and shapes really helped us ease into the process. Great product for an affordable price. Can't go wrong buying this product and I highly recommend these plugs to be added to your toy box." —Scotty

    6. A suction-style toy shaped like a penguin wearing a bow tie, because WHY NOT?! Talk about having a little ~chill time~ tho, am I right?

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    Get it from Amazon for $31.95 (originally $49.95).

    Promising review: "Holy $!*% y'all! I saw the reviews for this product and decided that I needed to try this out- for "science". I ordered it, and when it came I charged it as instructed and went ahead and gave it a go. Now, to keep the experiment completely unbiased, I started from non aroused — nothing special happening physically or mentally or imaginatively. Just got comfortable and followed the instructions. And oh my damn! 0-100 REAL QUICK!! We are talking a single minute or less and I soaked my sheets! Now, that in itself has never happened to me before, let alone mere seconds from nothing to eruption! I was scared, amazed, flabbergasted; just completely SHOOK. So I pulled myself together, pulled off my sheets and got in the shower. I let a week or so go by before I tried again, thinking it was a one time thing, but I was plain wrong. Same deal, except this time I was prepared and laid a towel down. Bottom line - this little magical penguin has changed the game. It's worth every single cent. You will not regret purchasing this! Only suggestion I have is that you invest in a good mattress protector if you don't already have one. Also, I can't wait to try this out with my partner — I think it will really add a certain spice to an already amazing experience. Maybe I'll update my review once I've tried that. Just.buy.it. For real." —M.

    7. A uniquely shaped flower vibe with fluttering petals sure to have a flush ~blooming~ over your cheeks — the versatility of this toy will have you coming back (pun intended) for more and more.

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    Get it from Amazon for $32.92 (originally $49.95).

    Promising review: "One of the most enjoyable toys I own! Immediately went to the top of my list!" —RNMom

    8. A curved-shaft, ribbed vibe to add a little extra ~sunshine~ to your life...long after the sun actually sets.

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    Get it from Amazon for $32.95 (originally $49.95).

    Promising review: "Great girth, plenty of power. I'm in love." —CRB

    9. And a fancy-schmancy version of the air pulsing Satisfyer with leather and rose gold detailing (but it's still waterproof!), because you deserve it, you really do.

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    Get it from Amazon for $77.95 (originally $129.95; also available in black and gold)

    Promising review: "Omg...The round suction area is amazing...It feels like someone is going down on you...but does a better job! 😂" —Sammie B

    That feeling when you score a great deal:

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