1. A misting system that cools the surrounding area by up to 20 degrees.
2. A special cold-brew maker to get that iced coffee fix without going to Starbucks.
4. A bed fan that keeps it cool under the sheets.
5. A chilled stick that will keep your beer cold on a sweltering evening.
6. A strand of ~Hot Girls Pearls~ that are filled with cooling gel you can freeze and wear.
7. Refreshing menthol-based wipes you can take on the go.
8. A pressure-activated pad that'll keep your pooch as cool as you are.
9. A handheld fan that charges via USB and spritzes you with water.
10. Cooling sunscreen you'll actually want to reapply through the day.
11. And a soothing aloe spray to relieve the inevitable sunburns.
12. A contraption that lets you fill 100 water balloons in one minute.
Because when the mercury rises, every minute counts.
Get it from Amazon for $16.