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2. A glass that won't go topsy when you get tipsy.
3. A coffee blend that proves it's 5 a.m. somewhere.
uncommongoods.sjv.io
$19.95, Uncommon Goods.
4. A pillow that gives you this look 20 minutes into Netflix and chill.
society6.com
$20, Society 6.
5. A flask that packs a "POW!"
etsy.com
It holds 1.2 glasses of wine, so.
$16.99, Kanlaya3225.
6. Or this foldable flask that holds a ~full bottle~.
7. A tee that speaks your truth, in vino veritas style.
lookhuman.com
$22.40, Look Human.
8. A wine-osaur that holds your next bottle.
etsy.com
$40, The Back Pack Shoppe.
9. A musical glass to drown out the haterz.
10. A combination stopper to put your Merlot on Merlock.
amazon.com
$21.99, Amazon.
11. Li'l baby wine bottle earrings.
etsy.com
$10.24, Clorty Cat Crafts.
12. A cork stool to sit on when the bubbly goes to your head.
wineenthusiast.com
$259.95, Wine Enthusiast.
13. A candelabra attachment that gives your empty bottle collection some damn class.
14. Stemmed beakers that will help you get inebriated with Sherlock-like accuracy.
amazon.com
$79.99, Amazon.
15. A unicorkscrew.
us.asos.com
$16.50, ASOS.
17. Wipes that make wine mouth disappear.
firebox.com
Just like your glass. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
$13.89, Firebox.
18. The bath toy of choice for any self-respecting adult.
wavehooks.com
$12.50, Wave Hooks.
19. A glass that chills a beverage in 2.5 minutes for when you just can't wait.
hammacher.com
$59.95, Hammacher Schlemmer.
20. A streamer bottle-topper that makes any champagne uncorking 10x fancier.
perpetualkid.com
$7.99, Perpetual Kid.
21. The only glass you need for cooking.
amazon.com
$12.60, Amazon.
22. A plate topper so you don't forget your nibbles.
catchingfireflies.com
LOL as if that could happen.
$21.95, Catching Fireflies.
23. Wine condoms that pRoTeCt your leftovers.
firebox.com
With no added height, so it fits in the fridge!
$18.49, Firebox.
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