1. A mug for the coworker who will never be team #standingdesk.
2. A set of four colorful pencil sharpeners for the only person you'll poop in the stall next to.
The truest badge of honor.
Get a set of four from Amazon for $3.49.
3. A desktop punching bag for the work wife who really needs a stress outlet.
4. A mini banner or two for the coworker who makes their cubicle a home away from home.
Get them from Fairgoods for $8 each.
Also available in "Is it Friday yet?" and "Is it lunch yet?"