1. A set of complimentary pencils that will make their way back to you.
2. A clamp that'll keeps someone from hogging all the covers all night.
3. A smooch-proof lipstick that will not transfer during the steamiest makeout sesh.
4. A tray with slots for a phone and tablet so they can make you breakfast in bed — followed by Netflix and chill.
5. And a book of 100 recipes for lots of variety in your breakfast (I mean brunch) in bed.
6. An electric crepe maker that makes pretending you're vacationing in Paris so much easier.
7. A crazy slim portable charger with two USB ports — so they can charge your phone too.
It can hold five full charges.
Get it from Amazon for $19.99. / Also available in black, rose gold, and silver.
8. A handy Echo Dot that responds to your voice to play music, read the news, and perform the most romantic gesture of all – reordering toilet paper.
9. A hydrating and softening beard balm that smells amazing — and keeps his beard from being scratchy AF.
Get it from Amazon for $18.99.
10. A stylish and high-quality speaker that's loud enough to drown out their amaaaazing singing.
11. An incredibly soft hoodie you're ~definitely~ not going to steal, you promise.
12. A bottle of Poo-pourri for your #1 boo who really stinks it up when they go #2.
13. A book of love-themed lottery scratch-offs that'll leave both of you winners.
14. A book light that illuminates an entire page — so they can stay up reading while you go the eff to sleep.
Get it from Amazon for $15.99.
15. A cuddle sutra that will save your arm from always falling asleep during the same old spooning sesh.
16. A handy guide for couples who are truly indecisive about what to binge next.
18. Or a grocery pad to hang on their fridge — that way YOU can remind them that they're out of your favorite cereal.
19. A microwave fondue maker that turns solid chocolate into melty goodness in no time flat.
With one section for them and one section for you. How convenient!
Get it from Amazon for $20.
20. A compact espresso maker that'll make mornings at their place soooo much better.
21. A set of Shoe Slotz and a Closet Doubler to help wrangle their closet (and also make room for your stuff).
22. An emergency snack pack to stock their kitchen, which is seriously lacking any sustenance.
23. A set of two wine glass tumblers that will save your pristine couch from your spill-prone significant other.
24. A pocket-size travel blanket that's perfectly proportioned for two.
They carry; you both sit.
Get it from Amazon for $22.99.