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1.A question per day journal with lines for both you and your SO, leading to interesting discussion on topics like "Where would you like to travel together?", "What does your partner's laugh sound like?" and "What's the softest thing you're wearing today?"
2.An Amazon Echo Dot that'll be a a time- and space-saving way to settle all your arguments (and prove you're right, of course).
3.A contoured memory foam pillow designed to keep snorers in a ~quieter~ sleeping position — helping them (and you, duh) sleep better every night.
4.A bottle of odor-busting Poo-Pourri, because their deuces make you want to say ✌️ to your home for the rest of the day.
5.And a spinning sign so you always know how long the bathroom will be ~occupied~ — and what you might expect to find there when your SO is done.
6.A subscription to Shaker and Spoon, a monthly box delivered right to your door to bring you all the ingredients you need to whip up three tasty cocktail recipes each month. You both need a good happy hour in 2018.
7.A tabletop game to make your home feel like a date night out to an arcade. Love means never having to leave the house to play air hockey.
8.A velvety matte liquid lipstick that'll never transfer onto your skin, whether they're pecking you on the cheek or opting for an entire makeout sesh.
9.An all natural beard balm made with vegan, organic ingredients like argan and avocado oils, plus shea butter and aloe to nourish skin and soften coarse hairs. You're tired of their beard being scratchy AF!
10.A hanger that'll light up at the touch of a button so they can get ready in the morning without turning EVERY SINGLE BULB on.
11.An Amazon Fire TV stick you can simply plug into your existing TV and stream all the shows, movies, and music you want. Enjoy it with your partner for an at-home date night, or by yourself when you simply can't wait for them to watch that next episode of The Crown.
12.A suggestive mug that, when they use it on a Saturday morning, will inadvertently trick them into inviting you to do your favorite activity.
13.A useful and pretty photography guide so they can develop their burgeoning interest... and also so they'll take pics guaranteed to up your 'gram followers.
14.A Blue Apron subscription, because they've expressed an interest in learning to cook, but you're expressed NO interest in tasting their weird experiments.
15.A beautiful blank genealogy chart so you can trace your family trees together for display on your wall.
17.A stovetop espresso maker that'll brew two cups at once — meaning they basically have no excuse not to make one for you at the same time.
18.A Prime membership to give the gift of free two-day shipping, streaming movies, TV, and music, exclusive products and deals, and a selection of Kindle e-books. It's not like you're going to use it too.... or will you?
19.A super slim portable battery with two USB ports so ~both~ of your devices can be charging at the same time. Oh, and by the way, it has over 11,000 REVIEWS!
20.A 12-inch green tea-infused memory foam mattress so *your* sleep will never be interrupted when *they* toss and turn. Maybe a mattress seems like a weird present, but honestly the gift of a good night's sleep is the best gift of all.
21.A Kindle paperwhite with a glare-free screen that looks like an actual book page, so they won't keep you up when they can't put their book down.
22.Or if they are *really* anti-e-reader, a book light that'll simply hang around their neck and focus all the glow on the page — not on your sleeping face. Plus, they won't have to keep adjusting it from page to page, creating less noise.
23.A hilarious yet useful cuddling pillow so they can feel the joy of being the little spoon... without your arm falling asleep.
24.A nifty notepad perfect for sending little love letters to each other. You can fill out the top one when you give it to them — and the rest of the pad? Guess they'll be sent to you! 😍
25.Tasty's Latest & Greatest cookbook, a collection of 80+ of their recent and most popular recipes, because you've watched the videos like a bajillion times together, and you want them to cook one for you, dangit!