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A knife with specially-designed holes that grate butter to make it instantly spreadable.
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Or a knife that actually conducts your body heat to make butter softer.
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A pair of enamel pins to share with the person who butters your toast better than you ever can.
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A saver cap that keeps sticks of all sizes fresh.
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A young gent who really wants to butter your corn for you.
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A butterfly dish that's perfect for fancy bread and butter pairings.
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A butter dish that knows exactly how to get on your good side.
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A stick slicer that makes entertaining with dinner rolls a breeze.
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A phone case that asks the ultimate question at mealtime.
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A tee for any Golden Girls fan who doesn't get her churn jammed.
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An enamel pin that's perfect for bakers and butter lovers alike.
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A butter mill that turns a stick of cold butter into perfectly spreadable strands.
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A set of stamped knives that'll encourage you to spread goodness as easily as your dairy products.
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A herb blend that makes turning butter ~fancy~ crazy easy.