1. A tee that proclaims the universal truth about movie adaptations.
2. Temporary quote tattoos to practice for the real thing.
3. A table light that makes any room an Actual Library.
4. A flask with one of the great ~writing tenets~ emblazoned on it.
5. A mug to sass anyone who asks how English majors earn a living.
6. A journal with 642 unique writing prompts to get the creative juices flowing.
7. A double-headed booklight so speed readers don't have to adjust it EVERY page.