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1. A tote that refuses to carry any bullshit healthy foods.
2. A wine glass that understands the health benefits of grapes.
3. A pillow that'll motivate you to be productive AF.
5. A pouch to fill with unicorn-themed makeup, pencils, and more.
6. A set of pencils that can only be used on the most bitchin' DIY projects.
7. A notebook to fill with all the fuckery you should get done.
8. A tee that tells people to back off so you don't have to.
9. A print that'll motivate you to fake it 'til you make it.
11. A floral print that calls people out on all their... well... you know.
12. A desk plate that knows you're a boss bitch.
13. A pair of gloves for when you need someone to just ~talk to the hand.~
15. An army jacket to show off when someone asks if you're in a bad mood.
17. A pencil and pad set to engrave with the names of your enemies.
18. A cropped tank for when it's just too fucking hot.
19. A stationery set that expresses the thank you that you actually mean.
21. Wrapping paper to cover the gifts of the people you truly love most.
23. Vegan suede smoking shoes that are elegant as fuck.
24. A pouch that's perfect for holding all your face shit.
25. A phone case for when you just don't give a ~flying fuck~ about checking your voicemails.
28. A tee that gives a manners lesson to any one who bloody well needs one.
30. Socks to wear while looking for any missing fucks.
31. A sweatshirt to keep you (and the rest of your coven) cozy.
32. A neon sign that glows with the power of a million fucks not given.
33. A set of four magnets to attach only the most important shit to your fridge.
34. A cross stitch kit to designate your home a bullshit-free zone.
36. A beach towel that understands your feelings when you just need to run into the ocean.
37. A duffle for when the person in front of you at airport security is just slow as balls.
38. A dog sweatshirt for your true ~best bitch~.
