Posted on Dec 6, 2016

39 Awesome Gifts For Anyone Who Loves To Swear

I ain't bullshitting you.

Maitland Quitmeyer

by Maitland Quitmeyer

BuzzFeed Staff

Don't know what the fuck to get someone for the holidays? Check out Fuck Shit Shop, BuzzFeed's new spot for the sweariest shit you didn't know you needed.

1. A tote that refuses to carry any bullshit healthy foods.

2. A wine glass that understands the health benefits of grapes.

3. A pillow that'll motivate you to be productive AF.

4. A patch to attach to the jacket of a true lady.

While flipping the ladybird.

Price: $10

5. A pouch to fill with unicorn-themed makeup, pencils, and more.

6. A set of pencils that can only be used on the most bitchin' DIY projects.

7. A notebook to fill with all the fuckery you should get done.

8. A tee that tells people to back off so you don't have to.

9. A print that'll motivate you to fake it 'til you make it.

10. Dainty ass earrings that whisper sweet nothings in your ears.

Sweet nothings, here meaning: "Fuuuuuck no."

Price: $32

11. A floral print that calls people out on all their... well... you know.

12. A desk plate that knows you're a boss bitch.

13. A pair of gloves for when you need someone to just ~talk to the hand.~

14. Hexagon studs that are as enthusiastic as you are.

Price: $32

15. An army jacket to show off when someone asks if you're in a bad mood.

16. A mug that understands your shit mood before the caffeine kicks in.

Price: $12

17. A pencil and pad set to engrave with the names of your enemies.

18. A cropped tank for when it's just too fucking hot.

19. A stationery set that expresses the thank you that you actually mean.

20. A vegan soap that'll make your bod (but probably not your mouth) clean AF.

Price: $7

21. Wrapping paper to cover the gifts of the people you truly love most.

Price: $4 (birthday version here, Christmas version here)

22. A truthful tee to wear every taco Tuesday.

Price: $26 / Sizes: S-XL

23. Vegan suede smoking shoes that are elegant as fuck.

24. A pouch that's perfect for holding all your face shit.

25. A phone case for when you just don't give a ~flying fuck~ about checking your voicemails.

26. A pair of middle finger socks, because giving the middle toe is really really hard.

Price: $12

27. A snow globe that understands your feelings in blizzard conditions.

Price: $60

28. A tee that gives a manners lesson to any one who bloody well needs one.

29. A pullover for when you're ~gravely~ uninterested in other people.

Price: $74 / Sizes: XS-L

30. Socks to wear while looking for any missing fucks.

31. A sweatshirt to keep you (and the rest of your coven) cozy.

32. A neon sign that glows with the power of a million fucks not given.

33. A set of four magnets to attach only the most important shit to your fridge.

34. A cross stitch kit to designate your home a bullshit-free zone.

35. A wall hook that will never ever let you forget your keys.

Price: $48 / Available in silver and white.

36. A beach towel that understands your feelings when you just need to run into the ocean.

37. A duffle for when the person in front of you at airport security is just slow as balls.

38. A dog sweatshirt for your true ~best bitch~.

39. And a flask that knows when you need a damn drink.

Price: $25

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