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2. A wine glass that understands the health benefits of grapes.
3. A pillow that'll motivate you to be productive AF.
6. A set of pencils that can only be used on the most bitchin' DIY projects.
10. Dainty ass earrings that whisper sweet nothings in your ears.
Sweet nothings, here meaning: "Fuuuuuck no."
Price: $32
15. An army jacket to show off when someone asks if you're in a bad mood.
17. A pencil and pad set to engrave with the names of your enemies.
18. A cropped tank for when it's just too fucking hot.
19. A stationery set that expresses the thank you that you actually mean.
21. Wrapping paper to cover the gifts of the people you truly love most.
23. Vegan suede smoking shoes that are elegant as fuck.
25. A phone case for when you just don't give a ~flying fuck~ about checking your voicemails.
29. A pullover for when you're ~gravely~ uninterested in other people.
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Price: $74 / Sizes: XS-L
31. A sweatshirt to keep you (and the rest of your coven) cozy.
33. A set of four magnets to attach only the most important shit to your fridge.
34. A cross stitch kit to designate your home a bullshit-free zone.
35. A wall hook that will never ever let you forget your keys.
Price: $48 / Available in silver and white.
36. A beach towel that understands your feelings when you just need to run into the ocean.
37. A duffle for when the person in front of you at airport security is just slow as balls.
38. A dog sweatshirt for your true ~best bitch~.
