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1. A corgi butt throw pillow to make your couch look even more inviting than it already does. Scroll through your favorite dog butts on Instagram while cuddled up with this lil' buddy.
2. A ~Tasty~ set of sheet pans and emoji cookie cutters, so you can bake up a dozen poop emoji cookies for the kindest possible way to say "eat shit!"
3. A boater hat with sequins spelling out what you just want to SCREAM AT WINTER ALREADY.
4. A sword-shaped cheese grater for reenacting your favorite bit of Arthurian legend before digging into a delicious bowl of Parmesan-topped pasta.
5. A screaming goat figurine that'll help you release all that stress you're feeling. Just press the button on the stump he stands on to hear those bleats that can't be beat.
6. A deadly cool mystery novel you can fill in (and solve!) during the commercial breaks of latest episode of Dateline — but only the ones hosted by your all-time fave, Keith Morrison.
7. A Battleship-inspired drinking game that'll let you and a buddy can tank each other's "ships" while you get ~tanked~ yourselves.
8. A doormat you can set out during episodes of Drag Race so people know you will NOT be interrupting your viewing to answer the door.
9. A 3D puzzle globe you can assemble and then scratch off the places you've visited.
10. A travel cup inspired by your favorite show about nothing, so you can rehydrate after saying, "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
11. A T-backed sports bra with double straps to keep everything up there supported and stylish.
12. An Instagrammable pillowcase you can blame all of your morning bedhead on.
13. A reading journal for bibliophiles to keep track of completed books and jot down notes and feelings. Plus, it's chock-full of watercolor illustrations of female characters and their most famous quotes.
14. A pop art–inspired mug to count(ess) down the days until the return of RHONY — it comes back on April 4, by the way.
15. Mermaid-worthy earrings with glitter, pearl, and rhinestone detailing at a price that won't leave you ~shell-shocked~.
16. A set of six unique nonslip coasters to keep your tabletops purrfect and free of water rings. Just make sure that one party-pooper friend of yours ends up with the Grumpy Cat one.
17. Glossier's newest makeup product, Lidstar, a creamy, pearlized twist on eyeshadow that'll light up your lids — literally — in just one swipe of the doe foot applicator.
18. A Stefon Funko Pop figurine to turn your cubicle into New York's hottest club.
19. A hilarious (and actually useful) post–zombie apocalypse survival guide, including over 80 recipes, food scavenging tips, and illustrated guides on living in the wilderness, whether the undead are after you (and your tasty brain) or not.
20. A whoopee cushion pool float to prove you're one of those cool young'uns with their novelty flotation devices rather than an ~old fart~.
21. A pair of undersized cat-eye glasses so you can stay on trend without spending more then $10. Consider this post our version of Kanye's email to Kim telling her, "It's all about tiny little glasses."
22. A cold brew coffee maker that'll double as a piece of modern art.
23. A mattifying, lightweight sunscreen with SPF 50 to protect your precious skin and keep your foundation shine-free all damn day.
24. An emoji kitchen timer that'll understand your feelings upon pulling a cake out of the oven — pure heart-eye emoji.
25. An adorable pink dish towel you can point to when someone tries to replicate your famous chocolate chip cookies but can't quite get the same results.
26. A case of sriracha to-go packets, because you should never be forced to scarf down a bland lunch again. Just keep these bad boys in your purse or desk to spice things up.
27. A bouquet of silk peonies for all the prettiness of a real flower arrangement, but WITHOUT the pollen.
28. Or a tongue-in-cheek planter emblazoned with the thoughts that keep you up at 3 a.m., wondering if you over- or under-watered your plant babies that day.
29. A notepad so you can self-analyze in a lighthearted, productive way — you can even use it as a template for journaling your feelings if you don't know where to start.
30. A customizable return address stamp in the shape of your favorite pupper to make mailing invitations or any other snail mail a bit more fun and a bit less tedious.
31. A unicorn marquee light, so you'll never mythstep when it comes to home decor again.
32. A deck of cards to inspire feminists of any age, featuring icons like Malala Yousafzai, Frieda Kahlo, Billie Jean King, and many more!
33. A blank comic book filled with pages and pages of templates to inspire budding artists of all ages. Who's gonna come up with the next great Marvel storyline?!
34. A microwavable plush filled with lavender and buckwheat that'll get ~avocado toasty~ and comfort you through broken heaters, aching muscles, and cramps.
35. An air popper that'll make up to 18 CUPS OF POPCORN in less than 2.5 MINUTES — without any oil whatsoever. Just add whatever toppings you like: movie theater–style melted butter, kettlecorn-esque sweet 'n' salty, or whatever else you like!
36. Retro handbags to jump on the colorful basket purse trend without ~weaving~ a lot of money behind.
37. A surprisingly thick and soft tortilla blanket so you can wrap yourself up like the couch burrito you were always meant to be.
Now take a moment to think about spending the rest of your life with your one true love: yourself in blanket burrito form.
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