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23 Dutch Men Who Will Burst Your Dam

These men are living proof that the more cheese you eat the hotter you are.

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1. Lets kick this off with the one and only: Michiel Huisman, actor and soon-to-be international superstar.

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We've already written about him in detail here if you want to find out more about this Game of Thrones hottie.

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2. Ton Heukels is a Dutch model and stealer of hearts.

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He has no time to stare at butts — he's too busy being good-looking.

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3. Model Mark Vanderloo is the Netherlands' answer to Don Draper. Look at his smoldering gaze...

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4. If you like your men edgy, here's drummer Jamie Westland, who might just drum his way into your dreams.

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5. Egbert-Jan Weeber is a talented Dutch movie star with the smoothest mop of hair you've ever seen.

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6. Here's actor Oscar Aerts, whose eyes make you forget where you are.

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SERIOUSLY, WHERE AM I??!?!

7. Humberto Tan is a suave presenter with excellent fashion sense. 👌

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This guy could rock clogs.

8. The Dutch are known for their talented football players, and they're easy on the eyes too. Daley Blind has an irresistible boyish charm.

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9. And you definitely want a piece of Gregory van der Wiel. Wheel yourself over here, Gregory!

10. If you're looking for sophistication, look no further than Jeroen Pauw, TV journalist and presenter.

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🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

11. Achmed Akkabi is arguably the tastiest thing to come out of The Hague — tastier than Edam cheese.

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12. Rogier Warnawa recently won the Men Universe Netherlands competition, partly because of those juicy abs.

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13. Badr Hari is a kickboxer you don't want to mess with, but surely those beefy muscles need a good massage every now and again?

14. Waldemar Torenstra is a Dutch actor who will burst your dam with one single look.

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* BURST *

15. Dennis Storm has been on quite a few adventures for Dutch TV, from peeing on an electric fence to setting himself on fire. Could his next adventure be ~you~???

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16. Ramsy Nasr is a Dutch author (poet laureate from 2009 to 2013) and actor. He's so goddamn beautiful you just want to curl up and cry.

17. Here's model Manuel Broekman, who is probably thinking about how impossibly perfect his bone structure is.

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18. Epke Zonderland is a gold medalist, partly because he's a fantastic gymnast, and partly because he's a feast to look at. Hello, orange trousers!

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19. Daniel Boissevain is basically the George Clooney of the Netherlands: He gets finer with age.

20. Alain Clark has a wonderfully soulful voice, and with one serenade you'll be on the floor BEGGING for your life.

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21. Chris Zegers has travelled the world for Dutch TV and frequently takes his top off. Fancy riding a tandem with Chris?

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22. Benja Bruining is a scrumptious Dutch actor — don't you just want to bury your face in that bushy brown hair?

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23. And lastly, let's marvel at the work of art that is Arie Boomsma. You could slice cheese on that jawline. Yum!