1. Alright, human. I can see the wretched tree is back.
2. Seriously, as if I wouldn't notice you've clogged our living room with this stupid green bush!
First thing the cat does when putting up the Christmas tree...
3. You think you could just put the damn thing in here without me realising? You've had too much brandy mate.
4. Take that you big fat fern.
5. THE TREE'S GOING DOWN.
6. By any means necessary.
7. Hasta la vista you big Brussels sprout.
8. Have fun becoming firewood.
9. You're going back to Bethlehem.
Bah humbug - clearly Maisie hates Christmas as she is one cat Christmas tree wrecking crew!
10. BECAUSE I RULE THIS HOUSE.
11. Avada Kedavra!
12. ~evil cackle~
cat loves to climb christmas trees #aww
13. You cannot hide. I see you in my sleep.
14. You're not even REAL. You artificial, good for nothing wannabe tree.
15. And if I really cannot slay you...
16. I will conquer you and make you mine.
It's Mackenzie's first christmas! Cheeky thing thinks the tree is her own personal cat condo :) #Christmas
17. YOU WILL MEET YOUR DESTINY.
18. Oh, yes there will be bauble blood.
19. Because nothing tastes as good as sweet, sweet revenge.
20. I want you to look at me when I kill you. I want to see the fairy lights leave your eyes.
21. There's no reindeer to save you now.
22. No matter how much the humans try to protect you...
"@AwesomePetVideo: Christmas when you live with a CAT ^.^ http://t.co/iKnTc3YZKN #cats "
23. I WILL BE VICTORIOUS.
Cat vs. Christmas tree