23 Cats Who Couldn't Give A Fa La La La La About Your Christmas Tree
There will be bauble blood.
Alright, human. I can see the wretched tree is back.
You think you could just put the damn thing in here without me realising? You've had too much brandy mate.
Take that you big fat fern.
THE TREE'S GOING DOWN.
By any means necessary.
Hasta la vista you big Brussels sprout.
Have fun becoming firewood.
BECAUSE I RULE THIS HOUSE.
You cannot hide. I see you in my sleep.
You're not even REAL. You artificial, good for nothing wannabe tree.
And if I really cannot slay you...
YOU WILL MEET YOUR DESTINY.
Oh, yes there will be bauble blood.
Because nothing tastes as good as sweet, sweet revenge.
I want you to look at me when I kill you. I want to see the fairy lights leave your eyes.
There's no reindeer to save you now.
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