The 10 People You Meet At A Club In Beirut

If you're ever at a party in Beirut, look out for these people.

1. The Daddy's Boy AKA "trust fund baby"

"Daddy's got that cash and I'm gonna spend it -- bring on 14 bottles of champagne for no apparent reason"

2. The "it" girl

Whether she was in a beauty contest; is instagram famous; or is one of the trending "fashionistas"- you know the ones who do nothing except take pictures of their outfits and caption them with motivational quotes -- yeah she's "all that" in the club.

3. The "Fighter"

One word - heck - one glance can get this one to go insane. He's the "bad boy" who likes to fight right in the middle of the club. And he is always always always, the son of some macho government official. ALWAYS !

4. The "I AM NOT A WHORE" girl

okay. sure. yeah. no. we believe you. uhun. okay.

5. The "show them what I got you baby" couple

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He bought her some louboutins and and now she's showing them off. And besides the boob job, nose job, some botox, liposuction, and some lip injections, these girlfriends are usually 100 % natural.

6. The "I know anyone who is anyone" guy

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Walking through the club with that person could take 45 minutes. He makes sure not to miss ONE person.

7. The one who's "SOOO TIRED OF THIS SCENE"

"I'm so over this scene - such a routine ! Same people - same everything" ---- yet you see them week after week at the same club with the same people.

8. The "slightly" older woman.

Lady, act your age. please.

9. The "I'm leaving with someone tonight" guy

Oh he's leaving with someone. Anyone. ANYONE.

10. And then there's me and my friends.

wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow !

Diso disco !! party party !!