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How Stereotypically Dublin Are You?

Story horse? Stop acting the maggot and take this jaysus quiz.

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    Gotten into an argument about whether the Northside or Southside is better.
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    Done an impression of the D4 accent.
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    Done an impression of the inner city accent.
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    Had one of these as your actual accent.
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    Looked down your nose at Northsiders.
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    Thought Southsiders were stuck-up pricks.
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    Had to slow down your speech for a non-Irish person.
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    Had to translate your phrases for non-Dubliners.
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    Asked someone to "stall the ball".
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    Told someone to "ask your bollix".
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    Called someone "chicken" as a term of endearment.
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    Referred to an unpleasant woman as a "wagon".
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    Called someone a "shitehawk".
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    Sworn you wouldn't end up in Coppers on a night out.
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    Ended up in Coppers on a night out.
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    Gotten the shift in Coppers.
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    Not gotten the shift in Coppers and wondered what could possibly be so bad about you that you can't even get the shift in Coppers.
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    Seen dreams live and die on Harcourt Street.
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    Ended up in Charlie's after a night out.
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    Ended up in Eddie Rocket's after a night out.
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    Referred to Eddie Rocket's as "Empty Pockets".
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    Ended up in Zaytoon after a night out.
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    Thought the Grafton Street Christmas lights were bleedin' gorgeous.
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    Thought Trinity was full of posh wankers.
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    Thought UCD was full of Trinity rejects.
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    Thought DCU was full of culchies.
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    Not really been sure where DIT was.
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    Complained about the walk between the Luas Green and Red lines.
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    Lost your shit when Dundrum Shopping Centre opened.
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    Spent half a Saturday trying to find parking at Blanchardstown Shopping Centre.
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    Paid for a wee at Stephens' Green Shopping Centre.
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    Spent more than 45 minutes waiting for a bus at a completely reasonable time.
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    Legged it to Portmarnock Beach or Bray at the first sight of sun of the year.
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    Despaired at the number of tourists in Dublin on St. Patrick's Day.
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    Covered yourself in green paint on St. Patrick's Day.
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    Been distraught over The Garth Brooks Incident of 2014.
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    Been delighted over The Garth Brooks Incident of 2014.
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    Sat down beside Patrick Kavanagh's statue bench on the Grand Canal banks.
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    Wondered what the jaysus those red sticks are all about in Grand Canal Square.
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    Burst into a rousing rendition of "The Auld Triangle" whenever you were in sniffing distance of Mountjoy.
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    Had trouble adjusting when The Point changed its name to The O2.
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    Despaired when they changed it again to the 3 Arena.
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    Been to a gig at The Iveagh Gardens and thought it was the best venue ever.
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    Been to a gig at The Olympia and thought it was the best venue ever.
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    Been to a gig at Whelan's and thought it was the best venue ever.
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    Looked at rent prices and remarked "Is this bleedin' London or what?"
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    Spent a Sunday on Hill 16.
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    Plastered social media with #COYBIB.
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    Shared a picture of the Samuel Beckett Bridge on social media.
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    Shared a picture of the Ha'penny Bridge on social media.
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    Set your eyes on sweet Molly Malone.
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    Mocked the concept of The Spire.
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    Imitated James Larkin's pose beside the statue on O'Connell Street.
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    Walked down Grafton Street or Henry Street and seen at least 10 people you knew.
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    Roared "The Rattlin' Bog" in a rousing chorus on the top deck of a Dublin bus.
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    Bragged to a non-Dubliner about how great it is to be from Dublin.

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