The 34 Most Important Things Alexander Skarsgard Did In 2013
It's never been a better time to be a fan of the Golden God.
1. When he started the year off the perfect way, with a kiss.
2. When he forgot how his body works because it's so big and lanky.
3. When he was totally smitten with Brit Marling and you wished he'd look at you like that.
4. When he proved that even when he's disheveled he's a total god.
5. When his Calvin Klein ad came out and you weren't sure you would ever be the same.
6. When he went to the basketball game but was totally confused because it wasn't soccer.
7. When he went to Coachella and became the tallest...
8. And most important person there.
9. When he went swimming and...sorry...what was I saying?
10. When he started the best part of the year: let's call it "Skarsgard season", with Disconnect.
11. When he danced like the cutie that he is.
12. When he was both very drunk and very hot at the MET ball.
13. When he continued Skarsgard Season with him being literal perfection in What Maisie Knew.
14. And we all cried inside because it is impossible for anyone to ever be more adorable.
DON'T EVEN TRY HOLLYWOOD. WE'RE DONE NOW.