PennsatuckyRedPiperCrazy EyesVia Netflix
"I'm butter; you're toast. I feed her dog. I zip his sweater. ... See? It doesn't matter what you say as long as it's, 'I'm [blank]; you're [blank].' It all sounds dirty. Always."
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Alex returns to Litchfield in Season 3, Episode 1 after violating her parole.
Bed bugs infest Litchfield after the prison hosts the inmates' families for Mother's Day.
"Wannabe" by the Spice Girls"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood"Toxic" by Britney Spears"Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani
"Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani
Berdie Rogers starts an improv class for the inmates.
It's the date she went to prison.It's the day she was supposed to marry Larry.It's her birthday.It's her parents' anniversary.
It's her birthday.
Her family comes to celebrate with her at Litchfield, and it doesn't go well, to say the least.
All of the inmates are desperate for the chance to work at this new company.
Charlie makes her act like a dog and fetch the pieces of doughnut out of the mud.
For starting a fightFor killing a guardFor her own protectionFor destroying her salon
After getting jumped by several inmates, Sophia gets sent to the SHU for her own protection.
After pretending to be Jewish to obtain Kosher meals, Cindy actually chooses to convert.